<html><body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); color: rgb(19, 51, 116); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px; "><b>Courtesy of the Borowitz Report at:</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); color: rgb(19, 51, 116); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px; "><b><br></b></span></span></div><a href="http://www.borowitzreport.com/">http://www.borowitzreport.com/</a><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); color: rgb(19, 51, 116); line-height: 16px; "><b><br></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); color: rgb(19, 51, 116); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px; "><b>------------------------------</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); color: rgb(19, 51, 116); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(99, 97, 88); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: normal; line-height: 12px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); font-size: 12px; "><h1 style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 5px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; clear: both; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 2.83em; line-height: 1.12em; color: rgb(1, 106, 170); font-weight: normal; "><span id="LabelTitle">Cain Reveals New Economic Plan; Would Pay Every Woman in Country to Keep Quiet</span></h1><h2 style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; clear: both; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 1.5em; line-height: 1.22em; font-weight: normal; "><span id="LabelSubTitle">Each Woman to Receive $999</span></h2></span></b></span><table border="0" align="left" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; margin-right: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; "><tbody style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; "><tr style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; "><td valign="top" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; font-size: 7pt; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; line-height: 16px; ">IOWA – GOP presidential frontrunner Herman Cain today unveiled a new economic plan which would pay every woman in the United States to “keep quiet.”</span></td></tr></tbody></table><p align="left" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16px; "><br style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; ">While Mr. Cain’s new plan drew criticism from fiscal conservatives who claimed it would add to the deficit, the former pizza executive brushed it off: “You can’t put a price tag on getting the ladies to stop talking, if you know what I'm saying.”<br style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; "><br style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; ">Touting his proposal before a crowd of supporters in Davenport, Mr. Cain dubbed it his new “999” plan: “I pay you $999, and you shut your damn piehole.”<br style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; "><br style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; ">Elsewhere, billionaire Donald Trump said that the winner of Sunday’s New York marathon should be disqualified “because he was born in Kenya.”</p><p align="left" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16px; "><img src="cid:BE2A9270-0605-451D-92B9-88648108845C" alt="image.jpeg" id="BE2A9270-0605-451D-92B9-88648108845C" width="240" height="180" apple-original-width="240" apple-original-height="180"><br></p><p align="left" style="text-decoration: none; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16px; "><b>------------------------------</b></p></span><div>Seeya round town, Moscow.</div><div><br></div><div>Tom Hansen</div><div>Moscow, Idaho</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); 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