<html><body><div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:24pt"><div style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; RIGHT: auto" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; RIGHT: auto"><FONT size=3>With the Republican Party nomination process heating up, many candidates are trying to get the votes of an active part of the party, the Tea Party. To help these candidates out I have complied a list of ten things candidates have done in the past to successfully claim their support.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></div>
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<div style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="COLOR: navy"><FONT size=3>How to get the Tea Party Vote;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></div>
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<div style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-INDENT: -0.25in; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; COLOR: blue; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">3)<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; COLOR: blue; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Then hold and punish teachers as being exclusively responsible for everything that is wrong with our education system. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></div>
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<div style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-INDENT: -0.25in; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; COLOR: blue; FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-list: Ignore">5)<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; COLOR: blue; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Carry a visible firearm everywhere you go. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></div>
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<div style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Please send this list to all your tea party friends and supporters; we got to help them out! Thanks. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></div>
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