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Potential Race Between Black Guy and Mormon Poses Dilemma for Bigots</h1>
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Doomsday Scenario, Haters Say</h2>
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MINNEAPOLIS (<strong><a title="The Borowitz Report" href="http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=50115a9193&e=568630f31e" target="_blank">The Borowitz Report</a></strong>)
– A looming presidential race between a black guy and a Mormon is
creating a major quandary for America’s bigots, a new poll reveals.<br>
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According to the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s
Opinion Research Institute, a broad majority of likely bigot voters
“strongly agreed” with the statement, “If it winds up being between a
black guy and a Mormon I don’t know what I’ll do because I don’t know
which I hate more.”<br>
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Tea Party activist Eldin Brazelton of Oak Park, Illinois, expressed a
frustration typical of the bigots surveyed: “We’ve spent the last three
years stirring up anger towards a black guy, and that’s all going to go
to waste if we just up and nominate a Mormon.”<br>
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According to Mr. Brazleton, a presidential choice between President
Barack Obama and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney would be no
choice at all: “For the life of me I don’t know why we can’t just have a
regular President.”<br>
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Mr. Brazleton, who considers himself a sexist as well as a bigot, said
that the doomsday scenario unfolding for 2012 offered one small silver
lining: “At least we know it’s not going to be a woman this time.”<br>
<div style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="font-family: times new roman, new york, times, serif; font-size: 12pt;"><font face="Arial" size="2"><hr size="1"><b><span style="font-weight:bold;">From:</span></b> Art Deco <deco@moscow.com><br><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">To:</span></b> Vision2020@moscow.com<br><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sent:</span></b> Friday, October 7, 2011 5:32 PM<br><b><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject:</span></b> [Vision2020] Here we go again<br></font><br>
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<div><font face="Verdana" size="2">Here we go again ala Lloyd Knerr of The Freeze
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<div><font face="Verdana" size="2">http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/07/breaking-pastor-to-gop-dont-vote-for-romney-because-hes-mormon/?hpt=hp_t2</font></div>
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<div><font face="Verdana" size="2">Wayne A. Fox<br><a rel="nofollow" ymailto="mailto:wayne.a.fox@gmail.com" target="_blank" href="mailto:wayne.a.fox@gmail.com">wayne.a.fox@gmail.com</a><br></font></div></div>
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