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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hysterical, but also too close to the bone to not
be a bit frightening....Hoping he keeps opening his big stupid mouth and saying
ugly ridiculous things to frighten even his own supporters.....</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Debi R-S</FONT></DIV>
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<A title=rforce2003@yahoo.com href="mailto:rforce2003@yahoo.com">Ron Force</A>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=vision2020@moscow.com
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, September 14, 2011 11:13
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Vision2020] A Letter from Rick
Perry (Andy Borowitz)</DIV>
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Letter from Rick Perry</H1>
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PerryCare™</H2>
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align=left> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Dear American,<BR><BR>For the last few
weeks I’ve been under constant attack. My opponents would have you
believe that if I’m elected, you’ll be stripped of your Social Security
benefits and will be scrounging for food in dumpsters with all the desperation
of a feral cat.<BR><BR>Of course, that’s true. But what they don’t tell
you is what I’d replace Social Security with: an amazing new program I like to
call PerryCare™.<BR><BR>Under PerryCare™, you’ll receive all the food,
clothing and shelter you need, and it won’t cost a dime in taxes. How if
that possible? Simple: you’ll be praying for all those things.<BR><BR>As
a PerryCare™ recipient, each week you’ll receive in your email box a
PerryCare™ PrayerMail™, giving you an easy-to-recite prayer for the bread,
milk, cat food or whatever else you need to survive. It’s like a Groupon
from God.<BR><BR>PerryCare™ is more than a replacement for that infernal Ponzi
scheme that has bamboozled Americans with regular monthly checks for 75
years. It is part of my larger plan to return prayer to its rightful
place in American life. I get down on my knees every night and I promise
you, if I am elected your President, I will bring this entire country to its
knees.<BR><BR>I expect that some of my opponents will laugh at my plan,
especially that lawn gnome Ron Paul and Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann.
Fine, let them laugh! Laughter is the best medicine. And if I am
elected, there will be no other medicine.<BR><BR>That brings me to my
PerryCare™ medical plan, which will replace Medicare once I consign
<EM>that</EM> Ponzi scheme to the electric chair of history. I don’t
have enough time to go into the whole plan right now, but here it is in two
words: single prayer.<BR><BR>Your next President,<BR>Rick Perry<BR><BR>Gov.
Rick Perry<BR></DIV>
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