<html><body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 10px; line-height: 12px; "><p style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.6em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; color: rgb(29, 29, 29); ">"So, What's With the Cowboy Boots, Rick [Perry]" by Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</p><p style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.6em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; color: rgb(29, 29, 29); ">You say you’re the real thing from Texas—<br>An Aggie, not someone from Yale.<br>While claiming to be a straight shooter,<br>You plant a boot high on a bale.<br> <br>’Twas cotton that grew on your farm, Rick.<br>You didn’t grow up on the range.<br>No horses are used to plant cotton, <br>So cowboy boots seem mighty strange.<br> <br>No phony? Then alter your costume.<br>Although they lack cowboy boots’ zing,<br>If you have a sod-buster background,<br>Bib overalls might be the thing.</p><p style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.6em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; color: rgb(29, 29, 29); ">----------------------------------------------------</p><p style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.6em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; color: rgb(29, 29, 29); "> </p></span><div>Seeya round town, Moscow.</div><div><br></div><div>Tom Hansen</div><div>Moscow, Idaho</div><div> </div><div>"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change <span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); ">and the Realist adjusts his sails."</span></div><div><br></div><div>- Unknown</div><div><br></div></div></body></html>