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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Reggie Holmquist mumbles, barely coherently:<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>“</span><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Seriously,
though. I just transfered [transferred] up here from BSU, and I think the
animosity exhibited by UI boosters toward BSU in general is kind of silly.”<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Mr.
Holmquist, I offer to you a short, 5-point suggestion to make your stay here in
Vandalville bearable, if not enjoyable . . .<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Courtesy
of the UI (University of Idaho) Argonaut at:<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><a
href="http://www.uiargonaut.com/content/view/10397/50/">http://www.uiargonaut.com/content/view/10397/50/</a><span
style='color:#1F497D'><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>---------------------------------------------------<span
style='color:#1F497D'><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Know
the fight song.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>It
goes without saying that knowing the school’s fight song is as basic as
College 101. If you plan to be a fan of the Idaho Vandals, it would do you well
to at least memorize the basic tune, as well as the “I-D-A-H-O, Idaho,
Idaho, go, Go, GO” chant. Bonus points are awarded if you can recite the
entire song in tune.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Learn
the Boise State University and University of Idaho rivalry and despise BSU. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>To
be a successful Vandal fan, one must acquire a deep hatred of the blue and
orange of the Boise State Broncos. While the name-calling, bashing or vigilante
justice against BSU fans can’t be condoned, be warned the world will
become a cold, dark place if you ever profess love for BSU on the UI campus. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>The
UI and BSU rivalry is long steeped in tradition, with any meeting between the
two teams causing minor seismic disruptions that can be felt as far as
California. Be warned: to sit idly and refrain from wild cheering for your
Vandals in a UI vs. BSU game is the most unholy of sins.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Develop
a good repertoire of BSU bashing facts.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Continuing
along point two, it never hurts to have a full bag of factual ammunition that
you can use to pepper any self-righteous BSU fan. Common ammo includes BSU
stealing the Idaho fight song, Idaho’s 12-year winning streak against the
Broncos in the annual UI vs. BSU football match from 1982 to 1993, BSU’s
football team being overlooked by the Bowl Championship Series year after year,
and of course, their lovable blue football field of the Broncos, affectionately
referred to as the “Smurf Turf” at UI.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Should
a BSU fan ever bring up the fact that they have won the past 12 football games,
the standard reply is UI graduates more students than BSU. This proves BSU is
focused more on football than academics, and thus, UI is obviously the superior
university.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Know
who Robb Akey is.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Robb
Akey joined a football program marred in discontent, then fashioned a winning
team behind the mantra “Akey’s Army” and brought a winning
football team back to UI.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Wear
silver and gold on Fridays.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Fridays
were declared Vandal Spirit Friday at UI by President Duane Nellis since his
arrival on campus. Every Friday, future, current and former Vandals let the
gold and silver colors of UI fly as a way of showing pride in their Vandals. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='border:none;padding:0in'><span style='font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>If
you wish to read about Bozo State, I believe the restroom walls (at the truck
stop just north of town) are updated monthly.<span style='color:#1F497D'><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Seeya
at the games, V-peeps.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Tom
“who bleeds Silver and Gold” Hansen<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Moscow,
Idaho<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>UI
‘96<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Came
a tribe from the north brave and bold . . .<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>"Here
We Have Idaho"<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><a
href="http://www.tomandrodna.com/HWHI.mp3">http://www.tomandrodna.com/HWHI.mp3</a><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>"I-D-A-H-O
Idaho Idaho Go Go Go"<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><a
href="http://www.tomandrodna.com/Vandals.mp3">http://www.tomandrodna.com/Vandals.mp3</a><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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