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<DIV><FONT size=2>I have received an off-list reply from a justifiably
disgruntled reader who rightly claims that by leaving out some facts in the
message below that I have egregiously misrepresented the total picture of
Cultmaster Douglas Wilson of the Christ Church Cult.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>The reader is correct. I deeply apologize for my
omissions and any misimpressions they may have given rise to. I hope the
following will clear the record.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Here is some more information about the proposed 62 foot high
Touchdown Wilson Statue:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>The lower part of the statue will be hollowed out and will
house the new worship area for the Christ Church Cult.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>There are some real advantages of this
construction.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>1. The worshipers will be rapturously
uplifted knowing they are worshiping in the innards of their God.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>2. The structure is to be constructed of a
composite of petrified bullshit. The original smell of this material
cannot be completely removed. Hence, this smell may help cover and
mitigate the near-lethal odors that may sometimes escape from the Cultmaster
himself whose extravagant dietary adventures sometimes may make the escape of
such odors inevitable.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>3. That the Cult will finally have a real
place to worship will remove a great crippling stigma from the
Cultmaster. Even those of less than average faculties wonder: If
Wilson aspires to be a such great regional or national figure, why hasn't he
succeeded in building a place of worship for his flock? After so many
years they still congregate in the gymnasium of a grade school! Finally
having a real church in the bowels of the Touchdown Wilson should go a long way
to diminish the impression that Cultmaster Douglas Wilson is a
clever charlatan but a hapless, colossal failure who can't even build a church
for his worshipers.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Art Deco</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>[Wayne Fox]</FONT></DIV>
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style="FONT: 10pt arial; BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=deco@moscow.com href="mailto:deco@moscow.com">Art Deco</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=vision2020@moscow.com
href="mailto:vision2020@moscow.com">Vision 2020</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, June 17, 2010 6:37
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Vision2020] A Modest
Proposal</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Brothers, Sisters, and Children of All Ages of Vision
2020,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>All of us, whom I am sure are heart-renderingly decimated by
the recent destruction of the most holy Touchdown Jesus in Ohio, now have
grounds for great, great rejoicing.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>A proposal has been put forth that the Christ
Church Cult should erect a Touchdown Wilson right here in Moscow,
Idaho.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>This statue would mimic the Touchdown Jesus in that it would
be a torso of Cultmaster Douglas Wilson in a touchdown signaling pose.
But this 62 foot statue would not be made of some cheap, sacrilegious material
like fiberglass, but most symbolically, would be made from an
indestructible composite of petrified bullshit.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>The statue would be located on the triangular lot already
owned by the cult on Jackson Street (the lot now worth about a third of
what was paid for it, and which would have been a perfect place for a Sonic
Burger).</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>What a tourist attraction the Touchdown Wilson would
be! Everyone passing through the city would see and be rapturously and
reverentially inspired by it. They would be left with no doubt about who
the real God is. Maybe the crafty Walter Steed could find a way to
flimflam the city into partially subsidizing the statue as a reward for the
votes delivered for him by Wilson in past elections.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>I haven't met anyone opposed to this proposal, although some
have tactfully suggested that Cultmaster Wilson should have his tonsure
attended to by someplace other than the San Quentin barbershop before he
poses for the statue.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>An enthusiast,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Art Deco</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
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