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From: Krista Parkins bkparkins@cpcinternet.com
Date: Sun, 11 Apr 2010 13:11:48 -0700
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Subject: Fwd: FW: AAADD


*KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......PLEASE READ! *

*/Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. /*

*/Somehow I feel better even though I have it!! /*

*_Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - _*

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder .

This is how it manifests:

*I decide to water my garden. *

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,

I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

*As I start toward the garage, *

I notice mail on the porch table that

I brought up from the mail box earlier.

*I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. *

I lay my car keys on the table,

put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,

and notice that the can is full.

*So I decide to put the bills back on the table &amp; take out the garbage 
first. *

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox

when I take out the garbage anyway,

I may as well pay the bills first.

*I take my check book off the table, *

and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,

so I go inside the house to my desk where

I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

*I'm going to look for my checks, *

but first I need to push the Pepsi aside

so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm .

* I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. *

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,

a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye .

*They need water. *

I put the Pepsi on the counter and

discover my reading glasses that

I've been searching for all morning.

*I decide I better put them back on my desk, *

but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,

fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote

someone had left it on the kitchen table.

*I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, *

I'll be looking for the remote,

but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,

so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs .

*But first I'll water the flowers . *

I pour some water in the flowers

Quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,

get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

*At the end of the day: *

*_the car isn't washed _*

*_the bills aren't paid _*

*_there is a warm can of _*

*_Pepsi sitting on the counter _*

*_the flowers don't have enough water, _*

*_there is still only 1 check in my check book, _*

*_I can't find the remote, _*

*_I can't find my glasses, _*

*_and I don't remember what I did with the car keys _*

*Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done, *

I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,

and I'm really tired.

*I realize this is a serious problem, *

and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.....

*Do me a favor. *

Forward this message to everyone you know,

because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

*Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!*


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*KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......PLEASE READ! *

*/Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. /*

*/Somehow I feel better even though I have it!! /*

*_Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - _*

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder .

This is how it manifests:

*I decide to water my garden. *

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,

I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

*As I start toward the garage, *

I notice mail on the porch table that

I brought up from the mail box earlier.

*I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. *

I lay my car keys on the table,

put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,

and notice that the can is full.

*So I decide to put the bills back on the table &amp; take out the garbage 
first. *

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox

when I take out the garbage anyway,

I may as well pay the bills first.

*I take my check book off the table, *

and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,

so I go inside the house to my desk where

I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

*I'm going to look for my checks, *

but first I need to push the Pepsi aside

so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm .

* I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. *

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,

a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye .

*They need water. *

I put the Pepsi on the counter and

discover my reading glasses that

I've been searching for all morning.

*I decide I better put them back on my desk, *

but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,

fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote

someone had left it on the kitchen table.

*I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, *

I'll be looking for the remote,

but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,

so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs .

*But first I'll water the flowers . *

I pour some water in the flowers

Quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,

get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

*At the end of the day: *

*_the car isn't washed _*

*_the bills aren't paid _*

*_there is a warm can of _*

*_Pepsi sitting on the counter _*

*_the flowers don't have enough water, _*

*_there is still only 1 check in my check book, _*

*_I can't find the remote, _*

*_I can't find my glasses, _*

*_and I don't remember what I did with the car keys _*

*Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done, *

I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,

and I'm really tired.

*I realize this is a serious problem, *

and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.....

*Do me a favor. *

Forward this message to everyone you know,

because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

*Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!*


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 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;but
first I need to push the Pepsi aside &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;so that
I don't accidentally knock it over. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;The
Pepsi is getting warm . &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font
 color=&quot;black&quot; face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: black; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;I decide to
put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;As I
head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;a vase
of flowers on the counter catches my eye . &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font
 color=&quot;black&quot; face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: black; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;They need
water. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;I put
the Pepsi on the counter and &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;discover
my reading glasses that &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;I've
been searching for all morning. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font
 color=&quot;black&quot; face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: black; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;I decide I
better put them back on my desk, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;but
first I'm going to water the flowers. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;I set
the glasses back down on the counter, &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;fill a
container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;someone
had left it on the kitchen table. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;I realize that tonight
when we go to watch TV, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;I'll be
looking for the remote, &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;but I
won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;so I
decide to put it back in the den where it belongs . &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font
 color=&quot;black&quot; face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: black; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;But first
I'll water the flowers . &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;I pour
some water in the flowers &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Quite a
bit of it spills on the floor. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;So, I
set the remote back on the table, &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;get
some towels and wipe up the spill. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Then I
head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;At the end of the day: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;the car isn't washed &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;the bills aren't paid &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;there is a warm can of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Pepsi sitting on the
counter &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;the flowers don't have
enough water, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;there is still only 1
check in my check book, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;I can't find the remote, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;I can't find my glasses, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;and I don't remember what
I did with the car keys &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font
 color=&quot;black&quot; face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: black; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Then, when I
try to figure out why nothing got done, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;I'm
really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;and I'm
really tired. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;I realize this is a
serious problem, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;and
I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail..... &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Do me a favor. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Forward
this message to everyone you know, &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;because
I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font
 face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;span
 style=&quot;font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Don't laugh -- if this
isn't you yet, your day is coming!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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