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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Some of you will appreciate this, some of you
won't. That's ok. He'd fit right in with some of our past gov.
candidates, but let's not transplant him to Idaho with any ideas of making him
our own. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Sue Hovey</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Saturday, May 23, 2009 10:54 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> dumb and dumber</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=4>from a friend - he said it reminded him a
little of Molly Ivens - I agree</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG>Mule Diddlers of the World -
Unite!<BR><BR><BR></STRONG>by Jaime O'Neill | May 16, 2009 - 10:52am
<BR><BR>There's a guy running to become Governor of Georgia who says
he'd sacrifice his livin' breathin' son to help end abortion. There was
a time when the irony in that gubernatorial candidate's position might
be a mite obvious, but given how dadgum dumb we've gotten as a nation
after eight years with the village idiot as our leader, chances are lots
of people in Georgia and throughout the land might miss the collision of
thought that occurs when people are almost eager to whack an existing
kid in order to spare one not yet born.<BR><BR>That guy seeking the
gubernatorial office down in Georgia is a true believer named Neal
Horsley, a would-be poster boy for some future public service ad trying
to convince the public of the need for more mental health treatment
facilities in the deep south.<BR><BR>Horsley can be found among that
brand of Bible beaters who get real bloody minded when the subject of a
woman's right to choose comes up, and he's more than willing to do a
homicidal number on people who don't agree with him. On his website, he
publishes the names of abortion doctors and the addresses of abortion
clinics, along with appeals to his fellow zealots to stop further
terminations of pregnancies by any means necessary.<BR><BR>Horsley got
his start as a nut job back in his red dirt days as a boy in Georgia,
where he admits gaining his first carnal knowledge with mules. "When you
grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule," Horsley
said in an interview on Fox News."<BR><BR>In yet another of those
closeted ironies, Mr. Horsley's is running for office on the idea that
gay marriage is an offense against God.<BR><BR>Some unspecified time
after his youthful mule-boy love affairs, Mr. Horsley got religion and,
it is assumed, found other more species-appropriate objects of his
desire.<BR><BR>We've had some fairly odd governors get elected in this
country as part of the ongoing attempt by the voters to discredit the
very notion of democracy. There was that wrestler feller up in
Minnesota, and a couple of actors in Californ-I-A. And then there's
Sarah Palin up in Alaska, and the slick and handsome dimbulb down in
Texas who wants to secede from the union so he can become president of
his own damn country.<BR><BR>Which is what this guy Horsley, the mule
fornicator, wants to do because he figures that his best hope for living
in a peckerwood heaven on earth is to secede from a nation ruled by laws
like Roe v. Wade, and form a righteous nation where men can lord it over
women the way Horsley, God, and the Taliban intended.<BR><BR>Stranger
things have happened in Georgia. Older readers might remember Lester
Maddox, the guy who became governor of that state after his
appetite-whetting stint as a restaurateur who became nationally famous
for handing out ax handles to white patrons of his establishment who
were encouraged to employ such farm implements in the interest of
Negro-free dining environments.<BR><BR>If you were this guy Horsley's
kid, you might be getting a tad nervous about now, fretting over how far
dear ol' dad might be willing to take this crusade for Christ and the
unborn. <BR><BR>And you'd be none too reassured by what your Pop
said in a recent interview, quoting the Bible in favor of the kind of
family values that place one's family pretty far down the chute,
survival-wise. When a reporter repeated the question about Horsley's
willingness to sacrifice his son, the would-be Gov replied by citing
scripture: "Unless you love me more than you love your father, your son,
your wife, your daughter, you're not fit to be my disciple," Horsley
said. "That's why there's a real rift of estrangement in my
family,"<BR><BR>It appears Horsley's family is a tad peck-ish when it
comes to his ideas about showing devotion to Christ with their blood,
but the mule-ish balking of his kin hasn't inclined Mr. Horsley to
lighten up on the idea of sacrificing any or all of them to a greater
good. <BR><BR>"I contend this is really about people's ability to
believe in God. When it comes to that place, when you're talking about
God's plan to protect Himself, then the lives of people become, really,
almost irrelevant... in the degree that they result in Him being
glorified."<BR><BR>It remains unclear if Horsley's son will be
supporting his dad's run for office. Calls to "Dobbins Horsley" were
greeted by a recorded message that said, simply, "hee
haw."<BR><BR></DIV>
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