<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" ><tr><td valign="top" style="font: inherit;"><DIV>Maybe we should tell them it is the University of Indiana. :P</DIV>
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<DIV>Best Regards,</DIV>
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<DIV>Donovan<BR><BR>--- On <B>Wed, 4/1/09, roger hayes <I><rhayes@turbonet.com></I></B> wrote:<BR></DIV>
<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(16,16,255) 2px solid"><BR>From: roger hayes <rhayes@turbonet.com><BR>Subject: [Vision2020] U of I presidency<BR>To: vision2020@moscow.com<BR>Date: Wednesday, April 1, 2009, 7:34 PM<BR><BR>
<DIV class=plainMail>Given the date today is April 1st, and that yesterday, yet another <BR>candidate for the presidency of the University of Idaho has withdrawn, <BR>I would offer my services so the the Idaho State Board of Education <BR>might attend to other pressing matters (such as funding state supported <BR>education). Here are my conditions:<BR>*I would not work as cheaply as another candidate, Mr. Tom Hansen. His <BR>offer to perform the job for nine or ten dollars is absurdly low.<BR>*I require compensation equal to my current salary at the state of <BR>Washington as a director.<BR>*I would require a new bicycle each year of my tenure (It does not need <BR>to be a carbon frame job, I prefer good old fashioned steel).<BR>*I require two six packs of Fat Tire Ale per week (more <SPAN>TBD</SPAN> if I have <BR>to host visiting dignitaries).<BR>Finally, I would like to drive the "Vandal Trolley" from place to place <BR>whenever the weather
inhibits/prohibits bicycle travel.<BR><BR>Sincerely,<BR><BR>Roger Hayes<BR>Moscow<BR><BR>=======================================================<BR>List services made available by First Step Internet, <BR>serving the communities of the Palouse since 1994. <BR> <A href="http://www.fsr.net/" target=_blank>http://www.fsr.net</A> <BR> mailto:<A href="http://us.mc381.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=Vision2020@moscow.com" ymailto="mailto:Vision2020@moscow.com">Vision2020@moscow.com</A><BR>=======================================================<BR></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></td></tr></table><br>