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Answers in line in CAPs<br><br>> To: vision2020@moscow.com<br>> From: thansen@moscow.com<br>> Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:49:30 +0000<br>> Subject: [Vision2020] The Heterosexual Questionnaire<br>> <br>> The Heterosexual Questionnaire<br>> Created by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D., January 1977<br>> <br>> Please answer the following questions as honestly as possible.<br>> <br>> 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? BORN THAT WAY<br>> <br>> 2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual? N/A BORN THAT WAY<br>> <br>> 3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow <br>> out of? NO<br>> <br>> 4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a fear of others of <br>> the same sex? NO<br>> <br>> 5. If you have never slept with a member of your own sex, is it possible <br>> that you might be gay if you tried it? NO AND NO INTEREST IN EXPERIMENTING<br>> <br>> 6. If heterosexuality is normal, why are so many mental patients <br>> heterosexual? BECAUSE MENTAL ISSUES CAN BE ORTHOGONAL TO SEXUALITY<br>> <br>> 7. Why do you heterosexual people try to seduce others into your lifestyle? THEY CARE ABOUT MY LIFESTYLE, SO THIS QUESTION IS NOT APPLICABLE<br>> <br>> 8. Why do you flaunt your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are <br>> and keep it quiet? NO<br>> <br>> 9. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider <br>> it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers? HETEROSEXUAL TEACHERS YES, PEDOPHILES NO<br>> <br>> 10. With all the societal support that marriage receives, the divorce rate <br>> is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexual <br>> people? BECAUSE GETTING MARRIAGE IS EASY<br>> <br>> 11. Why are heterosexual people so promiscuous? BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN AND SUCH LITTLE TIME<br>> <br>> 12. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems <br>> they would face, such as heartbreak, disease, and divorce? I WOULD WANT THEM TO BE RESPONSIBLE. NO UNWANTED PREGNANCIES AND NO SPREADING SOCIAL DISEASES.<br>> <br>> ------------------------------------------------<br>> <br>> Seeya at City Hall, Moscow.<br>> <br>> Tom "Straight, but not narrow" Hansen<br>> Moscow, Idaho<br>> <br>> * Created by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D., January 1977, and adapted for<br>> use.<br>> <br>> ---------------------------------------------<br>> This message was sent by First Step Internet.<br>> http://www.fsr.com/<br>> <br>> <br>> =======================================================<br>> List services made available by First Step Internet, <br>> serving the communities of the Palouse since 1994. <br>> http://www.fsr.net <br>> mailto:Vision2020@moscow.com<br>> =======================================================<br><br /><hr />Color coding for safety: Windows Live Hotmail alerts you to suspicious email. <a href='http://windowslive.com/Explore/Hotmail?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_hotmail_acq_safety_112008' target='_new'>Sign up today.</a></body>
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