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<DIV><FONT size=2>Tom writes:</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#0000ff size=2>"Rumor has it that Jesus was a Democrat as well,
what with His socialized health care and all."<BR></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>More unforgiveable and traitorous than being a Democrat, Jesus
was a socialist (assuming he was accurately quoted by Matthew)!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2><EM>Matthew</EM>: (KJV)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><A href="http://bible.cc/matthew/19-16.htm"><B>16</B></A> And, behold,
one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may
have eternal life? <A
href="http://bible.cc/matthew/19-17.htm"><B>17</B></A> And he said unto
him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if
thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments. <A
href="http://bible.cc/matthew/19-18.htm"><B>18</B></A> He saith unto him,
Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou
shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, <A
href="http://bible.cc/matthew/19-19.htm"><B>19</B></A> Honour thy father
and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. <A
href="http://bible.cc/matthew/19-20.htm"><B>20</B></A> The young man saith
unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet? <A
href="http://bible.cc/matthew/19-21.htm"><B>21</B></A> Jesus said unto him,
<STRONG>If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the
poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven:</STRONG> and come and follow me.
<A href="http://bible.cc/matthew/19-22.htm"><B>22</B></A> But when the
young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great
possessions.</DIV>
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<P><A href="http://bible.cc/matthew/19-23.htm"><B>23</B></A> Then said
Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly
enter into the kingdom of heaven. <A
href="http://bible.cc/matthew/19-24.htm"><B>24</B></A> And again I say unto
you, <STRONG>It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than
for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.</STRONG> <A
href="http://bible.cc/matthew/19-25.htm"><B></B></A></P></DIV>
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<P><FONT size=2>W.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=2>DJW: Have you ever read and absorbed
<EM>Matthew</EM>?</FONT></P></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=thansen@moscow.com href="mailto:thansen@moscow.com">Tom Hansen</A>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=chasuk@gmail.com
href="mailto:chasuk@gmail.com">Chasuk</A> ; <A title=vision2020@moscow.com
href="mailto:vision2020@moscow.com">Vision2020</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, October 14, 2008 9:51
AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Vision2020] [RESENT] Re: Jesus
H. Christ</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>Very good point there, Chas.<BR><BR>In the absence of a
certified and notarized birth certificate, we cannot <BR>truly say from where
Jesus originated.<BR><BR>However, upon reflection, it can be cited that . .
.<BR><BR>"Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew"<BR><A
href="http://www.tomandrodna.com/Songs/Jesus_GBHJ.mp3">http://www.tomandrodna.com/Songs/Jesus_GBHJ.mp3</A><BR><BR>Sing
along, Visionaires . . .<BR><BR>Jesus was a Jew till the day he died<BR>And
his followers too for many years beside<BR>Till going to Damascus Saint Paul
decides<BR>That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride<BR><BR>Jesus was
a gay black hippie Jew<BR>And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive
you<BR>Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew<BR>Some say he was a secret Buddhist
too<BR><BR>With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair<BR>He'd be
shunned by rednecks everywhere<BR>And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him
there<BR>Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare<BR><BR>The folks in the
region of Palestine<BR>Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times<BR>Yet
he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds<BR>Making god in our
own image is a telling sign<BR><BR>Christ always preferred the company of
men<BR>And he never was ashamed of his love for them<BR>There are some who
think Saint John was his 'special friend'<BR>But many more the idea would just
offend... <BR><BR>-----<BR> <BR>Rumor has it that Jesus was a Democrat as
well, what with His socialized <BR>health care and all.<BR><BR>Seeya round
town, Moscow.<BR><BR>Tom Hansen<BR>Moscow, Idaho<BR><BR><BR><BR>> <A
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