[From nobody Tue Aug 19 10:27:56 2008 Received: from smtpauth13.mail.atl.earthlink.net ([209.86.89.73]) by mail.turbonet.com (Cactus Mail Server v9.2.1) with ESMTP id YDU81933 for <lfalen@turbonet.com>; Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:28:33 -0700 Received: from [4.240.0.147] (helo=LK) by smtpauth13.mail.atl.earthlink.net with esmtpa (Exim 4.67) (envelope-from <louiseklink@peoplepc.com>) id 1KVCH9-00081M-7L for lfalen@turbonet.com; Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:28:33 -0400 Message-ID: <4B2D11F3DEDF4BB1A2E6B98580829713@LK> Reply-To: <louiseklink@peoplepc.com> From: <louiseklink@peoplepc.com> To: "\(R\) Roger / Anita Falen" <lfalen@turbonet.com> Subject: =?Windows-1252?Q?=22Free_Kittens=94?= Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:28:33 -0700 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_000A_01C9013E.B1A46170" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.5512 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.5579 X-ELNK-Trace: 11fb1096b38f33a9c6451c614043eb1cee5776d5a6a9b746d76098f108cf0fbbdc072067b81c0719548b785378294e88350badd9bab72f9c350badd9bab72f9c X-Originating-IP: 4.240.0.147 X-Spam-Flag: YES X-Spam-Status: Yes, hits=9.44 required=5.00 tests=HTML_MESSAGE=0.00, FORGED_MUA_OUTLOOK=4.06, FORGED_OUTLOOK_TAGS=2.49, BAYES_00=-0.11, OTHER=3.0 version=3.2.1 X-Spam-Level: ********* X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.2.1 (1.0) on mail.turbonet.com This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_000A_01C9013E.B1A46170 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="Windows-1252" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to = give=A0away, so she had them out on the street corner with a = sign=A0'FREE KITTENS'=A0=A0next to them.=A0 =A0 Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a=A0policeman on = a=A0motorcycle in front.=A0 The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped = out from the=A0biggest car.=A0It's Senator Obama.=A0 =A0 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the=A0box?' he asked. = 'Kittens'=A0Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not = even open yet.'=A0 'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.=A0 = 'Democrats' says Little Mary Pat.=A0 The tall man smiled, returned to = his car and they drove=A0away.=A0 =A0 Sensing a good photo opportunity, Senator Obama called = his=A0campaign=A0manager and told him about the little girl and = the=A0kittens.=A0 It was planned that they would return the next day, = have=A0all the media there=A0and tell everyone about these great = kittens.=A0 =A0 The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the=A0corner with her = box of=A0kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big=A0motorcade of = black cars=A0pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, = BET and CNN but no FOX=A0for some reason.=A0 Everyone had their cameras = ready and then, Sen. Obama got=A0out of his limo=A0and walked up to = Little Mary Pat.=A0 =A0 'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I=A0just want you to tell all = these=A0nice news people just what kind of kittens you're=A0giving away = today.'=A0 'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'The are all=A0 REPUBLICAN = kittens.'=A0 Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday,=A0you told me that = they=A0were DEMOCRATS.'=A0 Little Mary Pat says, 'Yes, I know. 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margin-left:3.75pt'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New = Roman"><span style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Times New = Roman";position:relative; top:0pt;mso-text-raise:0pt;mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'>Little Mary Pat = had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give&nbsp;away, so she = had them out on the street corner with a sign&nbsp;'FREE KITTENS'&nbsp;&nbsp;next = to them.&nbsp;<br> &nbsp;<br> Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a&nbsp;policeman on a&nbsp;motorcycle in front.&nbsp; The cars all stopped and a tall man = stepped out from the&nbsp;biggest car.&nbsp;It's Senator Obama.&nbsp;<br> &nbsp;<br> 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the&nbsp;box?' he asked. 'Kittens'&nbsp;Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so <span = class=3DGramE>small,</span> their eyes are not even open yet.'&nbsp; 'What kind of kittens are = they?' he asked.&nbsp; 'Democrats' says Little Mary Pat.&nbsp; The tall man = smiled, returned to his car and they drove&nbsp;away.&nbsp;<br> &nbsp;<br> Sensing a good photo opportunity, Senator Obama called = his&nbsp;campaign&nbsp;manager and told him about the little girl and the&nbsp;kittens.&nbsp; It was = planned that they would return the next day, have&nbsp;all the media = there&nbsp;and tell everyone about these great kittens.&nbsp;<br> &nbsp;<br> The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the&nbsp;corner with = her box of&nbsp;kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big&nbsp;motorcade = of black cars&nbsp;pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, = CBS, BET and CNN but no FOX&nbsp;for some reason.&nbsp; Everyone had their = cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got&nbsp;out of his limo&nbsp;and walked up to = Little Mary Pat.&nbsp;<br> &nbsp;<br> 'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I&nbsp;just want you to tell all these&nbsp;nice news people just what kind of kittens you're&nbsp;giving = away today.'&nbsp; 'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'The are all<span = class=3DGramE>&nbsp; REPUBLICAN</span> kittens.'&nbsp;<br> Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday,&nbsp;you told me = that they&nbsp;were DEMOCRATS.'&nbsp;</span></font><font size=3D1 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span = style=3D'font-size:8.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman"; position:relative;top:0pt;mso-text-raise:0pt;mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'= ><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class=3DMsoNormal = style=3D'mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:12.0pt; margin-left:3.75pt'><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3D"Times New = Roman"><span style=3D'font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Times New = Roman";position:relative; top:0pt;mso-text-raise:0pt;mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><span style=3D'mso-spacerun:yes'>=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 = </span></span></font><b style=3D'mso-bidi-font-weight: normal'><font size=3D5 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span = style=3D'font-size:16.0pt; font-family:"Times New = Roman";position:relative;top:0pt;mso-text-raise:0pt; font-weight:bold;mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'>Little Mary Pat says, = 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.</span></font></b><font face=3D"Times New Roman"><span style=3D'font-family:"Times New = Roman";position: relative;top:0pt;mso-text-raise:0pt;mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><o:p></o= :p></span></font></p> </div> </body> </html> ------=_NextPart_000_000A_01C9013E.B1A46170--]