[From nobody Thu Mar 27 16:56:10 2008 Received: from smtpauth13.mail.atl.earthlink.net ([209.86.89.73]) by mail.turbonet.com (Cactus Mail Server v9.1.0) with ESMTP id HXC32816 for <lfalen@turbonet.com>; Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:27:16 -0700 Received: from [4.240.0.172] (helo=LK) by smtpauth13.mail.atl.earthlink.net with esmtpa (Exim 4.67) (envelope-from <louiseklink@peoplepc.com>) id 1Jeygr-0006dy-K7 for lfalen@turbonet.com; Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:27:15 -0400 Message-ID: <005501c89048$f255bf50$ac00f004@LK> Reply-To: "Louise Klinkenberg" <louiseklink@peoplepc.com> From: "Louise Klinkenberg" <louiseklink@peoplepc.com> To: "\(R\) Roger / Anita Falen" <lfalen@turbonet.com> Subject: English Difficulties Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:27:12 -0700 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0052_01C8900E.441ECBF0" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3138 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3198 X-ELNK-Trace: 11fb1096b38f33a9c6451c614043eb1cee5776d5a6a9b746b7444fee248e8639f6dc33a19d1c720f666fa475841a1c7a350badd9bab72f9c350badd9bab72f9c X-Originating-IP: 4.240.0.172 X-Spam-Status: No, hits=2.39 required=5.00 tests=HTML_MESSAGE=0.00, FORGED_OUTLOOK_TAGS=2.49, BAYES_00=-0.11, NO_RDNS2=0.01 version=3.2.1 X-Spam-Level: ** X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.2.1 (1.0) on mail.turbonet.com This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0052_01C8900E.441ECBF0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable No wonder English is confusing. =20 a.. We polish the Polish furniture.=20 b.. He could lead if he would get the lead out.=20 c.. A farm can produce produce.=20 d.. The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.=20 e.. The soldier decided to desert in the desert.=20 f.. The present is a good time to present the present.=20 g.. At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.=20 h.. The dove dove into the bushes.=20 i.. I did not object to the object.=20 j.. The insurance for the invalid was invalid.=20 k.. The bandage was wound around the wound.=20 l.. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.=20 m.. They were too close to the door to close it.=20 n.. The buck does funny things when the does are present.=20 o.. They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.=20 p.. Needing help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.=20 q.. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.=20 r.. I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.=20 s.. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.=20 t.. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?=20 u.. 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mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--></HEAD> <BODY lang=3DEN-US style=3D"tab-interval: .5in" bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV class=3DSection1> <P class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; = mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"=20 align=3Dcenter><B><FONT face=3DArial color=3Dblue size=3D5><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">No=20 wonder English is confusing.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></B></P> <P class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><FONT = face=3DArial=20 size=3D3><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><FONT = face=3DArial=20 size=3D5><SPAN=20 style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P> <UL type=3Ddisc> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">We polish=20 the Polish furniture. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">He could=20 lead if he would get the lead out. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">A farm can=20 produce produce. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">The dump=20 was so full it had to refuse refuse. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">The=20 soldier decided to desert in the desert. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">The=20 present is a good time to present the present. = <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">At the=20 Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.=20 <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">The dove=20 dove into the bushes. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">I did not=20 object to the object. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">The=20 insurance for the invalid was invalid. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">The=20 bandage was wound around the wound. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">There was=20 a row among the oarsmen about how to row. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">They were=20 too close to the door to close it. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">The buck=20 does funny things when the does are present. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">They sent=20 a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line. = <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">Needing=20 help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.=20 <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">The wind=20 was too strong to wind the sail. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; = mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT=20 face=3DArial size=3D5><SPAN style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: = Arial">I shed a=20 tear when I saw the tear in my clothes. <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> <LI class=3DMsoNormal=20 style=3D"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; 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