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<body class='hmmessage'>"Here I am With President Romney"<BR><A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALG50bmbLW0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALG50bmbLW0</A><BR>
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Sing along . . .<BR>
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(to the tune of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" by Allan Sherman)<BR>
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Hello Hillary, Hey Giuliani <BR>Here I am with President Romney <BR>How he won this was a riot <BR>Newsweek caught you two in bathrobes at the Hyatt<BR><BR>Mitt says our land needs reformin' <BR>'Cause it's not completely Mormon <BR>So protesters must speak softly <BR>And the War on Drugs now targets tea and coffee<BR><BR>For his talks with dignitaries <BR>Mitt just sends the missionaries <BR>And state dinners - gee, they're mellow <BR>All the heads of state bring casserole and Jell-o<BR><BR>Heads on Rushmore - you would dig 'em <BR>Mitt just sculpted Brother Brigham <BR>And the anthem needed switchin' <BR>So it's now "I Hope They Call Me on a Mission"<BR><BR>Oh my word <BR>He got elected <BR>Oh my gosh <BR>How unexpected <BR>'Cause he's quite <BR>Distinctly male and white <BR>Despite <BR>His V.P. Gladys Knight<BR><BR>Oh my heck <BR>The far right trounces <BR>Mormon lives <BR>So Mitt renounces <BR>Plural wives <BR>But deep down they're OK <BR>As long as none are gay<BR><BR>Now I don't know where we're headin' <BR>But it might be Armageddon <BR>So you sinners better move it <BR>'Cause we're in the latter days and Mitt will prove it<BR><BR>I must meet the Elders' Quorum <BR>At the White House here in Orem <BR>So I'll run now - this is awesome <BR>We'll be swearing in Chief Justice Donny Osmond! <BR>
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Seeya round town, Moscow.<BR>
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Tom Hansen<BR>
MOscow, Idaho<BR>
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