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</div><br><br><br><h2 class="date-header">Wednesday, November 7, 2007</h2>
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<a href="http://thestubborncurmudgeon.blogspot.com/2007/11/idaho-sc-newswire-authors-david.html">God's Shed!</a>
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</a><br></p><div>(Idaho) <u><strong>SC Newswire</strong></u>: Authors <a href="http://www.bookschristian.com/artistprofiles.php?author=David%20Marshall"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">David Marshall</span> </a>and <a href="http://torch.op.org/preaching/preacher/43">
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Thomas Crean</span> </a>have decided to join forces in an attempt to write a book based on their experience of finding God in a woodshed behind <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Wilson_%28theologian%29">
<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Douglas Wilson's</span></a>
house. The Almighty was discovered on two separate occasions by both
men when they had visited the Wilson residence for purposes of prayer
meetings, business discussions and obtaining fresh-baked crackers.<br><div><br>"I
was in Douglas' back yard," said Marshall, "and there was this loud
thud. I went to see where it was coming from and that was when I saw
His face. It was bright, filled with light and beautiful—like a real <a href="http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50236477/Flood_Light.jpg"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">pretty flood-light</span> </a>with a beard or something."
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had a similar experience," said Crean. "I knew instinctively that God
could be no delusion and I heard a noise coming from Wilson's woodshed.
We were talking about the implications of promoting <a href="http://www.mileycyrus.com/movies/index.htm"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Hannah Montana</span> </a>on
the Christianity Today website when I heard a noise, stepped outside
for a moment and looked around the corner to see a tiny crack in the
shed's doorway. Moments later…there He was. He was guiding evolution <a href="http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/balloon_god.jpg"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">via a wire antenna</span> </a>and
talking to a woman from Cleveland who was praying for her car keys to
be found. It was simply amazing! I'll tell you this: Dawkins is wrong!"<br><br>Subsequent
reports in Wilson's neighborhood have attested to the same phenomenon
and have many worried that God may be in need of a larger workspace.<br><br>"I
don't see how He can work in there like that," said Marge Collier, a
34-year resident of Moscow, Idaho. "It just ain't right! I think Thomas
Crean and that Marshall fellow stuffed Him in there to sell their new
book. I swear, I'm gonna take the choir over there and let Him out
before the devil or the<a href="http://www.secularstudents.org/files/collin_pz_skatje.jpg"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> new atheists</span> </a>take over our community." </div><div><br>Despite
the new evidence of God's definitive location, press reporters have
been having a difficult time persuading Wilson to let them videotape
the shed for syndicated documentation. </div></div>
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