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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>From the Army Times <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>----------------------------------------------------<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>DoD gets non-prize for ‘gay bomb’<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>By Mark Pratt - The Associated Press<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Posted : Friday Oct 5, 2007 17:45:10 EDT<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><st1:City w:st="on"><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>BOSTON</span></font></st1:City><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> —
Good news for your Viagra-using hamster: On his next trip to <st1:place w:st="on">Europe</st1:place>,
he’ll bounce back from jet lag faster than his unmedicated friends.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>The researchers who revealed that bizarre fact earned one of
10 Ig Nobel prizes awarded Thursday night for quirky, funny and sometimes
legitimate scientific achievements, from the mathematics of wrinkled sheets to <st1:country-region
w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> military
efforts to make a “gay bomb.”<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>The recipients of the annual award handed out by the Annals
of Improbable Research magazine were honored at <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:PlaceName
w:st="on">Harvard</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">University</st1:PlaceType></st1:place>’s
Sanders Theater.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>The Air Force won the Ig Nobel Peace Prize this year for its
proposal to develop a “gay bomb” — a chemical weapon that
would make enemy soldiers want to make love with each other, not war with the
enemy.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Abrahams talked to a number of retired and active Air Force
personnel to try and get someone to accept the prize in person on behalf of the
military. None would.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>“Who in their right mind would turn something like
this down?” said <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Cornell</st1:PlaceName>
<st1:PlaceType w:st="on">University</st1:PlaceType></st1:place> professor
Brian Wansink.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>A team at <st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Quilmes</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceName
w:st="on">National</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">University</st1:PlaceType>
in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Buenos Aires</st1:City>, <st1:country-region
w:st="on">Argentina</st1:country-region></st1:place>, came up with the jet-lag
study, which found that hamsters given the anti-impotence drug needed 50
percent less time to recover from a six-hour time zone change. They
didn’t fly the rodents to <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Paris</st1:place></st1:City>,
incidentally — they just turned the lights off and on at different times.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Odd as it might be, that research might have implications
for millions of humans. The same cannot be said for another winning report,
“Sword Swallowing and its Side Effects,” published in the British
Medical Journal last year.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>It was the world’s first comprehensive study of sword
swallowing injuries, said co-author Dan Meyer of <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City
w:st="on">Antioch</st1:City>, <st1:State w:st="on">Tenn.</st1:State></st1:place>,
one of only a few dozen active sword swallowers in the world. Not surprisingly,
throat abrasions, perforated esophagi and punctured blood vessels were the most
common injuries.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>“Most sword swallowing injuries happen either after
another smaller injury when the throat is tender and swollen, or while doing
something out of the ordinary, like swallowing multiple swords,” said
Meyer, who went a month without solid food after doing the latter in 2005.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>The Ig Nobel for nutrition went to a concept that sounds
like a restaurant marketing ploy: a bottomless bowl of soup.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Wansink used bowls rigged with tubes that slowly and
imperceptibly refilled them with creamy tomato soup to see if test subjects ate
more than they would with a regular bowl.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>“We found that people eating from the refillable soup
bowls ended up eating 73 percent more soup, but they never rated themselves as
any more full,” said Wansink, a professor of consumer behavior and
applied economics. “They thought, ‘How can I be full when the bowl
has so much left in it?’”<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>His conclusion: “We as Americans judge satiety with
our eyes, not with our stomachs.”<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Harvard professor of applied mathematics L. Mahadevan and
professor Enrique Cerda Villablanca of Universidad de Santiago in <st1:country-region
w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Chile</st1:place></st1:country-region> won for
their studies on a problem that has vexed anyone who ever made up a bed:
wrinkled sheets.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>The wrinkle patterns seen on sheets are replicated in nature
on human and animal skin, in science and in technology.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>“We showed that you can understand all of them using a
very simple formula,” Mahadevan said.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>His research, he says, shows that “there’s no
reason good science can’t be fun.”<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Other winners include a Dutch researcher who conducted a
census of all the creepy-crawlies that share our beds, and a man who patented a
Batman-like device that drops a net over bank robbers. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>----------------------------------------------------<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=2 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:10.0pt'>Seeya
round town, <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Moscow</st1:City></st1:place>.<br>
<br>
Tom Hansen<br>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Moscow</st1:City>, <st1:State w:st="on">Idaho</st1:State></st1:place><br>
<br>
"We're a town of about 23,000 with 10,000 college students. The college
students are not very active in local elections (thank goodness!)."<br>
<br>
- Dale Courtney (March 28, 2007)</span></font> <o:p></o:p></p>
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