<html><div style='background-color:'><DIV class=RTE>I haven't been on the site for awhile but logged in today and thought this joke twas relevant;</DIV>
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<P>Just between us "real" men.</P>
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<P>When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God</P>
<P>appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the</P>
<P>men who were the true heads of their households, and the other line for</P>
<P>the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to</P>
<P>report to St. Peter."</P>
<P>Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of</P>
<P>the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the</P>
<P>line of men who truly were heads of their households, there was only one</P>
<P>man.</P>
<P>God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be</P>
<P>the heads of your households! You have been disobedient and have not</P>
<P>fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."</P>
<P>God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in</P>
<P>this line?"</P>
<P>The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."</P>
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