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Subject: The half wit
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There was an old cowhand who owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage &amp; Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

&quot;I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,&quot; demanded the agent.

&quot;Well,&quot; replied the rancher, &quot;There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board.&quot;  &quot;The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board.&quot;
&quot;Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.&quot;

&quot;That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,&quot; says the agent.

&quot;That would be me,&quot; replied the rancher]