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<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana color=red size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">For
all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an
update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because
women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little
sausage. </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Verdana color=navy size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR>Men
are like....</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>1. Men
are like .<B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">..</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana
color=#9933cc size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #9933cc; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
Laxatives</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
.</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white">..... They irritate the crap out of you.<BR>2. Men
are like.</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana color=#ff99ff size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #ff99ff; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
Bananas</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> . The older
they get, the less firm they are.<BR>3. Men are like ....
</SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana color=#6699ff size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #6699ff; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Weather</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white">. Nothing can be done to change them.<BR>4. Men are
like .......</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana color=#6633cc
size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #6633cc; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
Blenders</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> You need
One, but you're not quite sure why.<BR>5. Men are like ....
</SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana color=#990000 size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #990000; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Chocolate
Bars</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white">.... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for
your hips.<BR>6. Men are like ...</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana
color=#cc3333 size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #cc3333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
<SPAN style="BACKGROUND: white">Commercials</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT
face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">....... You
can't believe a word they say.<BR>7. Men are like</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana color=#999933 size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #999933; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Department
Stores</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white">..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.<BR>8. Men
are like .....<B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">.</SPAN></B></SPAN></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Verdana color=#339966 size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #339966; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
<SPAN style="BACKGROUND: white">Government
Bonds</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">.... They
take soooooooo long to mature.<BR>9. Men are like ...<B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> .</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana
color=#9966ff size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #9966ff; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Mascara</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white">. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.<BR>10. Men are like<B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">
..</SPAN></B></SPAN></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana color=#ff99ff
size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #ff99ff; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
<SPAN style="BACKGROUND: white">Popcorn</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> ..... They
satisfy you, but only for a little while.<BR>11. Men are
like</SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana color=#6666ff size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #6666ff; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
Snowstorms</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> .... You
never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will
last. <BR>12. Men are like .......</SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana
color=#ff9900 size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #ff9900; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Lava
Lamps</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
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</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">.... Fun to
look at, but not very bright.<BR>13. Men are like</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Verdana color=#993399 size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #993399; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white">P<B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">arking
Spots</SPAN></B></SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> . All the
good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.<BR><BR>Now send this to all the
remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun
kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!! </SPAN></FONT><FONT
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