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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I just thought this was cute and maybe some of you
will enjoy it...</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Dick</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>ORDERING PIZZA IN 2010<BR><BR> (This is so close to what will
be happening in 2010 that I'm not sure how<BR><BR> Funny it really is...
)<BR><BR> Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your
national ID<BR>Number?<BR><BR> Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an
order.<BR><BR> Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.<BR><BR>
Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, he, it's<BR><BR>
6102049998-45-54610.<BR><BR> Operator: Thank you, Mr. Smith. I see you
live at 42 Meadowland Drive, and<BR><BR> The phone number is 494-2366.
Your work number is 745 2302 and your mobile<BR><BR> Number is 266-2566.
Email address is smith@home.net <BR><mailto:smith@home.net> . Which number
are you<BR> Calling from sir?<BR><BR> Customer: I'm at home. Where
did you get all this information?<BR><BR> Operator: We're wired into the
HSS, sir.<BR><BR> Customer: The HSS, what's that?<BR><BR> Operator:
We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will<BR> Add Only
15 seconds to your ordering time.<BR><BR> Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd
like to order a couple of your All-Meat<BR> Special pizzas.<BR><BR>
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.<BR><BR> Customer: What
d'ya mean?<BR><BR> Operator: Your medical records and toilet sensors
indicate that you've got<BR><BR> Very high blood pressure and extremely
high cholesterol. Medicare won't<BR><BR> Allow such an unhealthy
choice.<BR><BR> Customer: What?! What do you recommend,
then?<BR><BR> Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure
you'll like<BR> it.<BR><BR> Customer: What makes you think I'd
like something like that?<BR><BR> Operator: Well, you borrowed
'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local<BR><BR> Library last week, sir.
That's why I made the suggestion.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> Customer: All
right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones,
then.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> Operator: That should be plenty for you, your
wife and your four kids.<BR><BR> Your<BR><BR> 2 dogs can finish the
crusts, sir. Your total is $29.99.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> Customer: I'll
give you my credit card number.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> Operator: I'm sorry
sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your<BR><BR> Credit card
balance is over its limit.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> Customer: Well, I'll run
over to the ATM and get some cash before your<BR><BR> Driver gets
here!<BR><BR> Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your cheque
account is overdrawn Also.<BR><BR> Customer: Never mind! Just send
the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How<BR><BR> Long will it
take?<BR><BR> Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be
about 45 minutes.<BR><BR> If<BR><BR> You're in a hurry you might
want to pick them up while you're out getting<BR><BR> The cash, but then,
carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a bit awkward.<BR><BR>
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a bike?<BR><BR> Operator: It
says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car Got repossessed.
But your bike's paid for and you just filled the tank<BR>
Yesterday.<BR><BR> Customer: Well, I'll be a
#%#^^&$%^$@#<BR><BR> Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir.
You've already got a<BR><BR> July 4, 2005 conviction for swearing at
a copper and another one, I see here, in September. For contempt at your
hearing..swearing at the judge. Oh yes, And I see here that you just got out
from a 3 month stretch in jail. Is this Your first pizza since your return to
society?<BR> <BR> Customer: (speechless)<BR><BR>
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?<BR><BR> Customer: Yes, I have
a coupon for a free 2 litre Coke.</DIV>
<DIV><BR> Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause
prevents us from Offering free soft drinks to diabetics. The law now prohibits
it. Thank You For calling Pizza Hut.<BR></DIV></BODY></HTML>