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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Tim,</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>You may have just made yourself the most hated
person on the Vision2020 board. Brace yourself for a barrage of liberal
venom.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Dick</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
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<A title=timlohr@yahoo.com href="mailto:timlohr@yahoo.com">Tim Lohrmann</A>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=vision2020@moscow.com
href="mailto:vision2020@moscow.com">vision2020@moscow.com</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, May 02, 2006 8:55 AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Vision2020] Dear President
Bush</DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Dear
President Bush: <BR><BR>I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and
extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to
walk across the border from the <ns0:country-region
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w:st="on">U.S.</st1:country-region></ns0:country-region> into
<ns0:country-region w:endInsDate="2006-04-18T18:27:00Z"
w:endInsAuthor="Unknown" w:insDate="2006-04-18T18:27:00Z"
w:insAuthor="Unknown"><ns0:place w:endInsDate="2006-04-18T18:27:00Z"
w:endInsAuthor="Unknown" w:insDate="2006-04-18T18:27:00Z"
w:insAuthor="Unknown"><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Mexico</st1:place></st1:country-region></ns0:place></ns0:country-region>,
and I need to make a few arrangements. <BR><BR>I know you can help with
this. <BR><BR>I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things down there
the same way you do here. <BR><BR>So, would you mind telling your buddy,
El Presidente Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know
that I will be expecting the following: <BR><BR>1. Free medical care for
my entire family. <BR><BR>2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for
all services I might need. <BR><BR>3. All government forms need to be
printed in English. <BR><BR>4. I want my kids to be taught by
English-speaking teachers and those of college age should attend the
college of their choice at a taxpayer subsidized "in-state" tuition
charge.<BR><BR>5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and
history. <BR><BR>6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the
top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower
down. <BR><BR>7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast
and lunch. <BR><BR>8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I
can get easy access to government services. <BR><BR>9. I do not plan to
have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic
laws. <BR><BR>10. In case any Mexican police officers do not get the memo
from El Presidente Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police
officers speak English. <BR><BR>11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my
house top, put American flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic
American celebration on July 4th. I do not expect, nor will I appreciate,
any complaints or negative comments from Mexican 'nativists'. That would
be racist of them. <BR><BR>12. I would also like to have a nice job
without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
That way I will have more funds available to wire back to the US.
<BR><BR>13. Please tell all the people in <ns0:country-region
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w:insDate="2006-04-18T18:27:00Z" w:insAuthor="Unknown"><ns0:place
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w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Mexico</st1:place></st1:country-region></ns0:place></ns0:country-region>
to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the
strain I might place on the Mexican economy. <BR><BR>I know this is an
easy request, because you already do all these things for all the people
who come to the <ns0:country-region w:endInsDate="2006-04-18T18:27:00Z"
w:endInsAuthor="Unknown" w:insDate="2006-04-18T18:27:00Z"
w:insAuthor="Unknown"><st1:country-region
w:st="on">U.S.</st1:country-region></ns0:country-region> from
<ns0:country-region w:endInsDate="2006-04-18T18:27:00Z"
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w:insAuthor="Unknown"><ns0:place w:endInsDate="2006-04-18T18:27:00Z"
w:endInsAuthor="Unknown" w:insDate="2006-04-18T18:27:00Z"
w:insAuthor="Unknown"><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Mexico</st1:place></st1:country-region></ns0:place></ns0:country-region>.
I'm sure that El Presidente Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask
him nicely. <BR><BR>However, if he gives you any trouble, I suggest you
invite him to go quail hunting with your Vice President. <BR><BR>Thank you
so much for your kind help.
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