<div id="RTEContent"><font size="4">"and in the name of ignorance and superstition."-Wayne Fox<br> <br> Wayne,<br> <br> Why do you insist upon calling all those that believe in a god as being ignorant and superstitious? That is insulting to about 95% of the world population that does believe in some type of God or higher Spiritual Being. <br> <br> Albert Einstein believed in the same God as me, people of Jewish faith, Christian faith, and Muslim faith. Was he ignorant and superstitious too? <br> <br> -DJA<br> </font><br><b><i>Art Deco <deco@moscow.com></i></b> wrote:<blockquote class="replbq" style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); margin-left: 5px; padding-left: 5px;"> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <meta content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2802" name="GENERATOR"> <style></style> <div><font size="4"></font><font size="4">Can you say "Selfish, parasitic, lying leeches!"?</font></div> <div><font
size="4"></font> </div> <div><font size="4">Orwell's doublespeak is alive and well in Moscow: Those that arrogantly dub themselves "Saints" are instead what most would call "Freeloading, bloodsucking defalcators" -- and in the name of ignorance and superstition.</font></div> <div><font size="4"><br>Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)<br><a href="mailto:deco@moscow.com">deco@moscow.com</a><br></font></div> <div><font size="4"></font> </div> <div><font size="4"></font> </div> <div><font size="4">----- Original Message ----- </font> <div><font size="4">From: "Melynda Huskey" <</font><a href="mailto:melyndahuskey@earthlink.net"><font size="4">melyndahuskey@earthlink.net</font></a><font size="4">></font></div> <div><font size="4">To: "Vision 2020" <</font><a href="mailto:vision2020@moscow.com"><font size="4">vision2020@moscow.com</font></a><font size="4">></font></div> <div><font size="4">Sent: Friday, December 30, 2005 11:30 PM</font><!
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<div><font size="4">Subject: [Vision2020] Making the Financial Best of the New Year</font></div></div> <div><font size="4"><br></font></div><font size="4">> Dear Friends of Vision 2020,<br>> <br>> January can be a financially sober month, can't it? The thrill of the holidays evaporates, leaving a sheaf of bills behind.<br>> <br>> In the interests of spreading financial solvency across Moscow, I'd like to invite everyone to take advantage of a scheme that I recently discovered at work right here in our fair city, and which appears to be entirely without negative consequences. If this doesn't perk up your wallet, I don't know what will!<br>> <br>> 1. Start a boarding house. Don't bother with a conditional use permit. Just get two or three renters into your house--or more if your place'll hold 'em and you don't mind acing the neighbors out of all available parking.<br>> <br>> 2. Create a non-profit
ministry in your home. Give it a classy name, and register it with the Secretary of State. Don't worry about actually filling out all that annoying paperwork and expense to become a 501(c)3; just assure the State of Idaho that you really are a non-profit. They'll take your word for it. And remember, only *you* define ministry. Eating, talking, and reading can be acts of worship. Heck, get your boarders to do yardwork or wash the dishes--I have it on the highest authority that "laborare orare est."<br>> <br>> 3. Wave that magic "non-profit" wand over the rent payments and watch them turn into "donations." Those people you used to call boarders? Now they're "guests" who make tax-deductible donations to your ministry. That way they get to claim their rent as a charitable deduction, and you get to take their rent as a donation to your ministry, not as income. Everybody wins!<br>> <br>> 4.&nbs!
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Convert every possible expense related to your home into costs for running your "ministry." Hardwood floors need refinishing? Glory to You-Know-Who! New chairs for the Board Room? You betcha!<br>> <br>> 5. If I were you, I'd go for the brass ring. See if you can't convince the commissioners to give you a property tax exemption. After all, a non-profit ministry is a non-profit ministry. If the Ursuline nuns aren't paying, why shoudl you? It's worth a try. And if enough people do it, even Rose Huskey and Saundra Lund won't be able to keep up with the appeals. You'll be home free.<br>> <br>> Of course, at our house we've got a leg up on the whole process--Joan's already been ordained. But the Universal Life Church stands ready to offer any of you all the same legally-binding ordination at the click of a mouse. <br>> <br>> Why delay? Start this simple process toda!
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