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<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>Hey. What did I do? I
thought it was all Aaron’s fault. I’m glad Joan is not
bishop, or she’d have me whipped and burned as a heretic of another’s
religion. I don’t like the thought of becoming a heretic because of
whatever Nate the Great thinks up for each year’s Trinity Festival. I’m
truly mystified about all the ins and outs of Christian Hagiography and this
goddess saint who serves beer. Nice poem; I kind of liked it (the last
part was a little crass though). Joan, if you were a little more polite,
I think Aaron would be more open to your history lessons.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>Michael Metzler<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>Joan Wrote:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>A song for Aaron Rench and
Michael Metzler to sing to the tune of Mickey Gilley's "How the girl's all
get prettier at closing time:"<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>How the girls all get holier
at closing time, How all they all begin to look like Christian Saints How the
girls all get holier at closing time Through the bottom of my beer glass I
think I might see Brigid's ass Or is that a reflection of my own face!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>Joan Opyr/Auntie
Establishment<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'><a href="www.joanopyr.com">www.joanopyr.com</a><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>PS: Boys, you still don't
know what the hell you're talking about re: <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>Brigid, and you have
compounded your error with your mythology of St. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>Patrick. Worse, from a
theogical standpoint, you also still have not answered my question about
Reformed Christians fooling about with Christian Saints. Just what do you
think you're doing? What will it take to Knox some sense into you?<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='text-autospace:none'><font size=2 face="Courier New"><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New"'>PPS: Oh, how I hope you
encounter Brigid in heaven and dare to expect her to serve you a beer.
Ask her for a cigar, too, would you? Nothing I like to see more in the
heavens than a couple of shooting stars . . .<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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