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<DIV>Dear Visionaries,</DIV>
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<DIV>Tonight on The Auntie Establishment & Brother Carl Show, 5-7 pm, 92.5 FM, KRFP Moscow, we'll be talking about current news, world events, and the usual suspects. We'll also be playing a whole lot of Lesley Gore. Why? Because I love Lesley Gore! Also, just as a bit of a teaser, I thought I'd let you in on a little piece of our scheduled commentary. Here 'tis:</DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">The Difference between Doug Wilson and God: A Primer<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></B></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Doug and his fans have now taken to calling Doug’s numerous critics “God-haters.”<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>As a devout Jew and one of those many critics, I object to this.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>God and I are on very good terms.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>It’s true that he hasn’t manifested himself to me via flaming shrubbery, and he failed to part the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place>Salmon River</st1:place> last time I was down there rafting, but on the whole, we get along well.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I try to do right whenever I can, and I generally keep on the sunny side. I believe very strongly that the Lord is my shepherd; I’m a 23<SUP>rd</SUP> Psalm kind of gal.</FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>As I have pointed out many times, Doug would be God spelled backwards if “u” didn’t stand in the way, but that is no excuse for Doug’s followers to confuse the Almighty with the all too human.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Doug Wilson is not God, and so Doug’s critics – even if they should happen to despise the pastor – are not God-haters.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Because this seems to be confusing to so many, however, Brother Carl and I would like to offer a primer on how to tell the difference between Doug and God, and Doug and Jesus:</FONT></P>
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<LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>God parts the <st1:place>Red Sea</st1:place>.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Doug parts company with other Christians.</FONT></LI>
<LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Jesus turns water to wine.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Doug whines about everything.</FONT></LI>
<LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>God is generally credited with creating the universe.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Doug has trouble with crediting other writers.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>(You can’t plagiarize the whole world, Doug.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>It’s just not kosher.)</FONT></LI>
<LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>God is all powerful.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Doug is all that and a bag of chips.</FONT></LI>
<LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>God forgives sins.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Doug compounds them, with interest.</FONT></LI></OL>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">So, there you have it – how to tell the difference between a large bearded man and God Almighty.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Next week, we’ll try to distinguish the Infinite from velvet paintings of Elvis.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></P></DIV>
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<DIV>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment</DIV>
<DIV><A href="http://www.auntie-establishment.com">www.auntie-establishment.com</A></DIV>
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