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<DIV><FONT size=4>Phil will only support the bond if it includes a new
<STRONG>Catheter</STRONG> for him.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
<DIV
style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=auntiestablishment@hotmail.com
href="mailto:auntiestablishment@hotmail.com">Joan Opyr</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=vision2020@moscow.com
href="mailto:vision2020@moscow.com">Vision2020 Moscow</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Friday, April 15, 2005 8:01
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Vision2020] A hygienic and
feminine rant</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>
<DIV>Keely wonders:</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>"I truly don't know how much more clear I can be."</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Well, you could go to the Vet School and have them install one of those
plastic windows in your belly, you know, like they put in the cows so the
Vet students can see how their innards work? If Phil could
only get a good look at your colon, I'm sure that he'd . . .
no, never mind. That's way too much to ask of a school board
member. Just fax him an X-Ray of your appendix. You do have
an appendix, don't you? If not, why not? Was
it bloated? Grotesquely enlarged? On the verge of
bursting? Did your appendix pretend to be one size but, with
interest and inflammation, it was really much bigger? Does Dale
Courtney have a graph of your appendix? Will Jack Wenders be discussing
your internal (or do I mean infernal?) organs at next Friday's
NSA disputatio? <BR></DIV>
<DIV>"It pains me to wade into this again, but I will correct one thing in
Phil's post. I'm afraid his understanding is incorrect.<BR><BR>The
bond language, supported by a resolution at last month's board meeting,
specifies that monies directed toward, for example, elementary remodels will
be spent on those remodels. The high school cost cannot and will not
'eat up' bond monies originally earmarked for WP and Russell. This is
ironclad <BR>and stated clearly; it's not the way Phil has portrayed
it."</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>No, it's not. The <STRONG>MODESS</STRONG> operandi of this levy is
entirely different. Fears that a security fence around the high school
will put us <STRONG>OB</STRONG> (Over Budget) are misplaced. (That's
what happens, Phil, when you don't have the God-given equipment to
understand the various applicators.) Still, perhaps something is amiss
here. Perhaps something is <STRONG>OB</STRONG> -- I don't know; I
can't quite put my finger on it. Time to douche out the old ears?
No, it's still too cold. Better wait for a warm <STRONG>SUMMER'S
EVE</STRONG>. My goodness, it would be dreadful if we were to
all suffer <STRONG>TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME</STRONG> come April 27th.
The patrons dining upon Moscow's public education system need
to ask is this <STRONG>napkin sanitary</STRONG>? We need to
know, <STRONG>ALWAYS</STRONG>.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Butt please don't think I'm picking on poor Phil. I would
never do such a thing. As my grandfather said when he bought us
matching cowboy hats, "I'm Tex, and this is my buddy,
<STRONG>Co-Tex</STRONG>." Heck, once he's <STRONG>SOAKED UP
</STRONG>every last piece of information about this levy, is
it <STRONG>CONCEIVABLE</STRONG> that Phil might just be persuaded to
support it?</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>I guess it <STRONG>DEPENDS</STRONG>.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>With vinegar and water in hand,</DIV>
<DIV>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment <BR><BR></DIV><BR clear=all>
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