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<DIV><FONT size=4>Joan,</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4>You owe a major apology to Dale Courtney. Contrary to
being the witless booby you portray him as, he is the most informed and
intelligent of the CCC.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4>There are unconfirmed rumors that because of Dale's
brilliance, he is being made Sampling and Cleaning Technician of the Christ
Church High Colonics Center.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4>The world awaits your apology.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4><BR>Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)<BR><A
href="mailto:deco@moscow.com">deco@moscow.com</A><BR></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=auntiestablishment@hotmail.com
href="mailto:auntiestablishment@hotmail.com">Joan Opyr</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=vision2020@moscow.com
href="mailto:vision2020@moscow.com">Vision2020 Moscow</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, March 31, 2005 8:49
AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Vision2020] Some Adolescent
Humor and This Sunday's Radio Show</DIV>
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<P>Dear Visionaries,</P>
<P>As expected, Dale our perpetual blog-stalker once again rose to the
bait. (You'd think that having been hooked and released already, he'd
have learned his lesson. But nooooo . . . ) Consequently,
though, I've changed my mind about his blah-g. In the past, I've
largely ignored it, responding only when someone else has pointed out
that they think I need to address some piece of disinformation, some egregious
factual error, or something out of which I might make cheap but
amusing hay. Now, however, I consider Dale's blah-g a
must-read: <A href="http://right-mind.us">http://right-mind.us</A>. </P>
<P>Brother Carl and I will be addressing Dale's nonsense regarding the
upcoming school levy on this Sunday's show, 5-7 pm, KRFP Moscow, 92.5 FM, but
in the meantime, I must tell you that Dale has objected to my
characterization of him as a trout rising to a dry fly. He says he is
not a trout; I am Captain Ahab and he is Moby
Dick. Okay. I'm willing to own up to being Captain Ahab
(what the hell?) but Dale is Moby Dick? Right. I'll believe that
when I receive a jpeg of said "Moby Dick," and not one that's been
Photoshopped. There will also need to be something in the
foreground for size comparison, say, an Austin Mini Cooper. Oh, and I'll
also need at least three signed affidavits: one from Mrs. Dale, one from
a qualified urologist, and one from Bob at Enzyte. </P>
<P>Until then, I'll only note that I've seen Dale in person on a
number of occasions, usually tap-tapping away on his laptop at School
Board meetings, and he has very . . . small . . . feet. (You
do walk into these things, Dale. It's not only trout that rise at
this time of year; it's also sap.)</P>
<P>Yours sincerely,</P>
<P>Auntie Establishment</P>
<P>PS: This letter was signed by three other people: I. M. Laffin, A. T. Yore,
& Jenny Talia.</P>
<P>PPS: Brother Carl and I will be taking phone calls on this Sunday's show
(892-9200) and, if you support the facilities levy, we'll put your call
on the air. If you don't support the levy, we'll be hanging
up on you. Sound unfair? Sound unbalanced? It is!
We <STRONG><U>are</U></STRONG> unfair and unbalanced, just as we promised when
we began our show back in January. Don't like it? Don't
listen. Or, better yet, apply to KRFP and get your own show.
I understand that a couple of DJ slots are open. The two a.m. to four
a.m. shows are always so hard to fill . . . </P><BR
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