<HTML><BODY STYLE="font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>The Shroud of Urine! </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Yes, dear Visionaries! Moscow, Idaho's other amateur shroud enthusiast, Brother Carl Westberg, Jr., has discovered that with only a few bottles of cheap beer and his capacious bladder, he can create an amazing (if cascading) image on curved white porcelain of what looks like a man with a beard. Mind you, it could just be a rust stain, but Carl is convinced that he has solved a mystery that has baffled drunk men throughout the ages -- is that a face I see before me or does the bar owner just need to replace the urinal cake?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Carl and I will discuss this tremendous scientific/religious/beer-swilling breakthrough (and more) on <STRONG>The Auntie Establishment and Brother Carl Show</STRONG>, Sunday night from 5 to 7 pm, on 92.5 FM, KRFP Moscow. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"Listen, listen! Cat's a pissin' Where, where? Under the chair! Johnny, Johnny, get your gun. Oh, too late, he's all done."</DIV> <DIV><BR>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment<BR></DIV> <DIV>PS: No cats were injured in the making of this email. Brother Carl and I love cats! I was merely reciting an ancient Anglo-Saxon rhyme for dramatic effect.</DIV></BODY></HTML><br clear=all><hr>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : <a href='http://explorer.msn.com'>http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p>