<HTML><BODY STYLE="font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>Dear Visionaries:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Are my Nostra Damn It powers amazing or what? Today, in TheOnion.com, I came across this:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#007733><IMG height=18 alt="IN THE NEWS" src="http://graphics.theonion.com/dispatch_pics/news_in_brief_bar.gif" width=337 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=5 src="http://graphics.theonion.com/global_pics/blank.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD class=textreg><FONT face=Arial><B class=nibhead>Bush Determined To Find Warehouse Where Ark Of Covenant Is Stored</B><BR></FONT><FONT size=2>WASHINGTON, DC -- In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936, but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders, and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly, due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and destroy the sinister Temple of Doom. </FONT></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><IMG height=10 src="http://graphics.theonion.com/global_pics/blank.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>George W. is working with Nate Wilson -- I just know it!</DIV> <DIV><BR>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment</DIV> <DIV><A href="http://www.auntie-establishment.com">www.auntie-establishment.com</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV></BODY></HTML><br clear=all><hr>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : <a href='http://explorer.msn.com'>http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p>