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<DIV><SPAN class=772162419-10022005><FONT face=verdana>Joan,</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=772162419-10022005><FONT face=verdana>How about, "Stop, or I'll
yell 'stop' again!" It works for me! I'm sure the Kleenex thing
would probably get you cited for littering. Best let the boys in blue take
care of those dangerous spitters, little lady. Oh, wait, I take that
back. I keep forgetting to check my irony at the door when I go into the
office. But, I know who I'm coming after if I hear of a drive-by-sneezing
today. Watch out there, Rebel-Woman.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=772162419-10022005>Jennie</SPAN></DIV>
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<P>Jennifer L. McFarland<BR>Detective/Public Information Officer<BR>Latah County
Sheriff's Office<BR>PO Box 8068<BR>Moscow, Idaho 83843<BR>(208)
882-2216<BR><BR>Truth is the summit of being; justice is the application of it
to affairs.<BR>***Ralph Waldo Emerson<BR></P>
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<DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader lang=en-us dir=ltr align=left><FONT
face=Tahoma>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B>
vision2020-bounces@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces@moscow.com] <B>On
Behalf Of </B>Joan Opyr<BR><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, February 10, 2005
11:21<BR><B>To:</B> Vision2020 Moscow<BR><B>Subject:</B> [Vision2020] Re:
rubbing their noses in it<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV>But Officer McFarland,</DIV>
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<DIV>Wouldn't rubbing the perp's nose in his own "Idaho blow"
constitute some form of assault, if only an assault on the senses?
Not that I'm not game to try -- I do have one whole semester of Tae Kwon Do
under my belt. (Ouch. No pun intended.)</DIV>
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<DIV>I think perhaps pelting spitters, blowers, and other loogie-harkers with
big wads of Kleenex might better get the point across. While it's
not quite the non-violent confrontation approach that Melynda and other
Quakers advocate, I reckon I could get away with it. Still,
must I put away my cuffs? How am I going to get these miscreants to
stand still? By asking politely? I think not -- in my book,
The Code of Auntie Establishment, there's no difference between spitting on
the street and peeing on a fire hydrant. Either way, you're a dirty
dog. </DIV>
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<DIV>Joan/Auntie</DIV>
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Jennifer McFarland</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt Arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, February 10, 2005 10:53
AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt Arial"><B>To:</B> 'Joan Opyr'; 'David M. Budge'</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt Arial"><B>Cc:</B> 'Vision2020 Moscow'</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt Arial"><B>Subject:</B> RE: [Vision2020] Re: Well, It
ain't plumbing</DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=011184818-10022005><FONT
face=verdana>Joan,</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=011184818-10022005>I don't think spitting is an arrestable
offense--unless you spit on a person (bio-hazard, ostensibly), so I'd put my
cuffs down if I were you. As for shooting them . . .well, unless
you've got the Nerf Jimmy Dart Gun you might have to tame your itch.
Too bad you can't just rub their noses in it like I do with my cats when
they do something bad . . .</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=011184818-10022005>--Jennie</SPAN></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE><BR
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