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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>“Excrementitiously mephitic”????<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Joan? Carl? Ron? Saundra? Rose?<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Multiple syllables and no pictures. Help.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>I knew I should have acquired a liberal
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 color=navy face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:navy'>We could learn a lot from crayons: some are
sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are
different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>
vision2020-bounces@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces@moscow.com] <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>On Behalf Of </span></b>Art Deco<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Tuesday, February 01, 2005 3:36
PM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> Vision 2020<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [Vision2020] A Plaintive
Plea</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=4 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
13.5pt'>A Plaintive Plea to </span></font><strong><b><font size=6 color=blue
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:24.0pt;color:blue'>All
Fair-Minded</span></font></b></strong><font size=4><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>
Vision 2020 Readers and <em><i><font face="Times New Roman">in situ</font></i></em>
Judges:</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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12.0pt'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=4 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
13.5pt'>Since using the word "excrementitious" last week, I have been
sorely bested by others who chose to make a contest of finding better, more
appropriate uses of said word. I admit it: Joan Opyr, Ron Force,
Saundra Lund, Carl Westberg, and others have made my offerings look extremely
amateurish.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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12.0pt'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=4 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
13.5pt'>Therefore, I beseech you, fair-minded readers, to allow me one
more opportunity for an entry and at the same time keep you informed about
important events at the Cult of which you may not have heard:</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=4 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
13.5pt'>"On December 21, 2004 Christ Church Cult members celebrated the
Winter Solstice and gave </span></font><strong><b><font size=5 color=red
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:18.0pt;color:red'>Worshipful
Homage to the god Lucre</span></font></b></strong><font size=4><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'> with a potluck. The featured dish at this
gala, black-tie affair (of which dish all present were encouraged to partake by
the burrowing, terror-inducing glare of Cult Master Douglas Wilson) was an </span></font><strong><b><font
size=5 color="#a05454" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:18.0pt;
color:#A05454'>excrementitiously mephitic </span></font></b></strong><font
size=4><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>casserole concocted by Splotch Blakey
(who, according to unconfirmed rumor, once arose as high in life
as an apprentice cook at Kennel-Ration)."</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=4 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
13.5pt'>Art Deco (Wayne A. Fox)<br>
</span></font><a href="mailto:deco@moscow.com"><font size=4><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'>deco@moscow.com</span></font></a><o:p></o:p></p>
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