<HTML><BODY STYLE="font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>Sunil asks: </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"Hey Joan,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>If that Anne-Marie insists on drooling at Sean Connery, don't you think I should get cut some slack when it comes to Jennifer?"</DIV> <DIV><BR> </DIV> <DIV>Dear Sunil:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>No. I think Anne-Marie should make an appointment with Dianne French and get that astigmatism cleared up. And perhaps another appointment with someone who can cure her of Catherine Zeta-Jones Syndrome, AKA Grab-A-Grandpa. (I understand there's now a pill for that; Anna-Nicole Smith will soon be shilling them instead of Trim Spa.)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Yes, Sean Connery is rich; yes, he's famous; and yes, he was sexy, but that was 1962. It's now 2005. Sure, he's still got the charming Scottish burr, but the rest is all toupee and Viagra.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>PS: If Catherine Zeta-Jones doesn't fancy a pill and would instead prefer the patented Auntie Establishment "talking cure," my number is in the Yellow Pages under "Mercy!" </DIV></BODY></HTML><br clear=all><hr>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : <a href='http://explorer.msn.com'>http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p>