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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>This just in !<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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font-family:Arial'>---------------------------------------------------------<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>No stamp of approval.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Lawmakers Perpetually Peeved at Rumsfeld Now Upset He
Didn’t Put Pen to Letters<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><st1:City w:st="on"><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Washington</span></font></st1:City><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>, <st1:State
w:st="on">DC</st1:State> – Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld did not
personally sign his name to the letters of condolence sent to families of
troops killed in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Iraq</st1:country-region></st1:place>
apparently. It was learned earlier in the week that the signatures were
imprinted by a machine, which lawmakers believed showed insensitivity which was
inappropriate during a time of war, when we are killing innocent civilians, but
are still showing much more sensitivity than Rumsfeld himself would have.
Despite criticisms from fellow Republicans echoing a vote of no confidence on
last weekend’s, “Face Off Nation,” President Bush’s
Chief of Staff Andrew Card, who must be quite the card to believe what he says,
offered, "he’s doing a spectacular job, and the president has great
confidence in him!" Administration insiders claim that it’s only
fitting the letters be stamped by a machine as Rumsfeld himself, was replaced
by a formerly state-of-the-art android-type machine back during the Nixon
administration, lending a possible explanation as to why he never learns
anything from his mistakes, and always seems to speak as though he’s been
short-circuited when he rapidly answers his own questions with moldy old
replies like, “you bet!”<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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