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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>From today’s (December 1, 2004) The Skew (<a
href="http://www.theskew.com/">http://www.theskew.com</a>)<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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font-family:Arial'>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Not enough Molson in the Northern Hemisphere.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Maple Leaf Drag: Pals to the North Can’t Warm Up to
that Sap Bush<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on"><font size=2
face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Ottawa</span></font></st1:place></st1:City><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> - George W.
Bush powered up his super duper “now with spring action" deflector
shield yesterday, narrowly dodging a parade of insults hurled at him by angry
Canadians. A loose coalition of groups had planned to protest against the U.S.
President with so many screws loose that he managed to come up with the slogan
“Coalition of the Willing” for the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Iraq</st1:place></st1:country-region> invaders, but it kind of
didn’t work out that way, as he somehow didn’t seem to hear them.
According to a quick head count the protest attracted 30,000 demonstrators,
42,000 journalists and a couple of moose that were not only opposed to logging,
but also the .27¢ export tariff to the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> One protestor complained,
“it was like he was in a dream-like state and never even heard us, even
when we screamed, ‘Bush go home and take your rat bastard ass face with
you,’ to which he replied, ‘ technically, my Momma kin tell ya
I’m not a bastard. I’m the kinda fella that does what I think is
right. I sure am mebee sorry that doesn’t include embracing your peace
lovin’ free love, homosexual, pot smokin’ values in all 'cause that
ain't approved by the right.’ So is he like now deaf in addition to
dumb?” A group calling itself Students Against Dubya, or S.A.D., had
scheduled an even larger demonstration for later, but by the time they heard about
the new and improved second term deflector shield, they were understandably too
depressed to show up.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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