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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=4 face=Verdana><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;font-family:Verdana'>Bush Cheers, “Hey Karl, This No Reading them
Newspapers Idea Really Paid Off!”<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></strong></p>
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size=2 face=Verdana><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana'> –
As it has become painfully obvious to non-sheepish Americans, once and future
President Bush’s comment about not liking to read newspapers during the
previous campaign has really caught on like wildfire. Otherwise, there would be
no excuse for over half of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">America</st1:place></st1:country-region>
to vote him back into office. He rejoiced, “I’ll tell you Karl, I
couldn’t be more pleased that they up and followed my lead with this no
readin’ thing. It shows what a great leader I am that they don’t
even seem to no about stuff, like that Abu Graib torture scandal. Or, that no
child left behind will translate to public schools going bankrupt to pave the
way for all parochial schools in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">America</st1:place></st1:country-region>. Or that’s it’s
a good idea for them to die before they realize they’re ain’t gonna
be no more social security. Damn, if I’d ever known I become such a
fashionable trendsetter, I’d have never stopped snorting coke.” When
reached for comment, middle America in the person of one Elmer Moon commented,
“well it’s like this, the two party system’s not working
anymore, so if we’re gonna have one party, I want it to be with the guy
who knows how to party. It all boils down to which one I can have a beer with.
Preferably, a nice cold Coors. Bush, campaigning with no tie on and sleeves
rolled up, refusing to read and all, makes me just know we could get loaded
together e'cept for him being a dry drunk. I kinda always worried that John
Kerry would insist on making me sip dry sherry by a roaring fire listening to
LaTraviator, while Bush would just know I’d rather be scratching myself
while watching Terminator.”</span></font><font size=2 face=Arial><span
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