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<DIV><FONT face="Verdana Ref" size=4>Joan,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Verdana Ref" size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Verdana Ref" size=4>An etiquette question:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Verdana Ref" size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Verdana Ref" size=4>Is it proper to guess what constitutes Doug
Wilson's mouth and beard in the portrait described below?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Verdana Ref" size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Verdana Ref" size=4>Vaela Wrenz, </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Verdana Ref" size=4>Art Critic for the <EM>New Saint Andrews
Journal of Covenantal Plagiarism</EM></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
<DIV
style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=auntiestablishment@hotmail.com
href="mailto:auntiestablishment@hotmail.com">Joan Opyr</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=vision2020@moscow.com
href="mailto:vision2020@moscow.com">Vision2020 Moscow</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, November 02, 2004 11:06
AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Vision2020] The naked broken
glass thing</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>
<DIV>Dear Visionaries,</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>I've received so many private posts on this subject that I've decided I
probably need to answer them publicly and all at once. I've been
peppered with questions like why the broken glass? Why not just
naked? Where? And when? </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>So, to satisfy your collective (and somewhat sick) curiosity, here's my
plan: if, and only if, I once again break the bandwidth barrier, I
will solemnly proceed to Friendship Square and knock on the door of New
St. Andrews. There, I will politely ask if I can have a
few of the shards that result from their unfortunate habit of throwing
stones from inside their glass houses. Once I have scattered these
shards in front of the big picture windows at Zume's, I will disrobe and
begin my crawl, thus giving the coffee-drinkers, kruller-eaters,
and NSA faculty and staff an up close and personal view of the
tri-color, 3-D, tattooed portrait of Doug Wilson I have inked on my pink,
fleshy . . . </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>ATTENTION: THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY MICHAEL POWELL
OF THE FCC, WHO WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT MS. OPYR DOES NOT
HAVE A TATTOO OF DOUG OR ANYONE ELSE ON HER BACKSIDE AND THAT HE DID
NOT GET THIS JOB BECAUSE HIS DAD IS COLIN POWELL. HE'S A
LAWYER, AND HE'S REALLY SMART, AND NEPOTISM PLAYED NO ROLE
WHATSOEVER IN HIS ELEVATION TO HIGH PUBLIC OFFICE. NO
WAY. HE GOT TO BE CHAIRMAN OF THE FCC IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY THAT
GEORGE W. BUSH GOT TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND ALL OF THOSE NEW
ST. ANDREWS FACULTY MEMBERS WHO HAPPEN TO BE RELATED BY BLOOD OR MARRIAGE TO
DOUG WILSON GOT THEIR ACADEMIC APPOINTMENTS. NO WAIT . .
. SCRATCH THAT. CHAIRMAN POWELL WILL BE CHECKING
HIS RESUME AND GETTING BACK TO YOU. SOON. OVER AND OUT.
OR WHATEVER.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Well, hell, visionaries. Sorry about that. Who knew that the
mere threat of a mooning would cause such a ruckus? Jeez, Moscow is dull
in the fall. Let's have an election or something to liven things
up.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment<BR>Serving Idaho's liberal elite since
1993</DIV><BR clear=all>
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