<HTML><BODY STYLE="font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>Dear Visionaries:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Aaron Rench of the Collegiate Reformed Fellowship greets us with "The Coming Death of Darwinism: Why Your Grandchildren Will Not Believe In Evolution."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Uh-huh. And perhaps my great-grandchildren will believe in a flat earth. Everything old is new again. Time to dig out the Zoot suit and practice the Charleston.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>In the meantime, what did I do with that application for Canadian citizenship? Miss Sakamoto has tidied up my desk again and I can't find anything!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment/Pro-Science</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>PS: For those out there in Etherland too young to remember Thomas Dolby, Miss Sakamoto is a reference to "She Blinded Me with Science," from 1982's <EM>The Golden Age of Wireless</EM>. BTW, if you like being blinded by science, and you'd rather not make the journey to the U of I Student Union Ballroom next Thursday to hear Phillip Johnson explain not the death of Darwinism but rather, I suspect, the birth of so-called Intelligent Design, then why not come on down to the Couer d'Alene Brewing Company and join me for a brewski and a sing-along? I'll be there at 7:30, working out the kinks from my new Tae Kwon Do class. Painful stuff, these martial arts -- not nearly as easy as Jet Li makes it look. <BR> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"It's poetry in motion<BR>She turned her tender eyes to me<BR>As deep as any ocean<BR>As sweet as any harmony<BR>Mmm - but she blinded me with science<BR>'She blinded me with science!'<BR>And failed me in biology<BR><BR>When I'm dancing close to her<BR>'Blinding me with science - science!' <BR>I can smell the chemicals<BR>'Blinding me with science - science!' <BR>'Science!'<BR>'Science!' <BR><BR>Mmm - but it's poetry in motion<BR>And when she turned her eyes to me<BR>As deep as any ocean<BR>As sweet as any harmony<BR>Mmm - but she blinded me with science<BR>And failed me in geometry<BR><BR>When she's dancing next to me<BR>'Blinding me with science - science!' <BR>'Science!'<BR>I can hear machinery<BR>'Blinding me with science - science!' <BR>'Science!' <BR><BR>It's poetry in motion<BR>And now she's making love to me<BR>The spheres are in commotion <BR>The elements in harmony<BR>She blinded me with science<BR>'She blinded me with science!'<BR>And hit me with technology<BR><BR>'Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!'</DIV> <DIV> <BR>I - I don't believe it! <BR>There she goes again! <BR>She's tidied up, and I can't find anything! <BR>All my tubes and wires<BR>And careful notes<BR>And antiquated notions<BR><BR>But! - it's poetry in motion<BR>And when she turned her eyes to me<BR>As deep as any ocean<BR>As sweet as any harmony<BR>Mmm - but she blinded me with science<BR>'She blinded me with - with science!' <BR>She blinded me with . ." </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><BR> </DIV></BODY></HTML><br clear=all><hr>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : <a href='http://explorer.msn.com'>http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p>