<HTML><BODY STYLE="font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>The Captain invites us to join him in song:<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT face="times new roman"><FONT size=4> </FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'"></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT face="times new roman"><FONT size=4>Wretched, helpless, and distrest,<BR>Ah! whither shall I fly?<BR>Ever gasping after rest,<BR>I cannot find it nigh:<BR>Naked, sick, and poor, and blind,<BR>Fast bound in sin and misery,<BR>Friend of sinners, let me find<BR>My help, my all, in thee!</FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=4></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'"> <DIV><FONT size=3>Alas, judging from the excuses, white-washes, and deflections posted to his weblog, I don't think this is the hymn Doug is singing. I think he's warbling something more along the lines of the following:</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>Blessed assurance</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>What you write is mine.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>I don't need to cite you,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>All of the time.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>If I can blame Microsoft,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>And still make my dime,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>Blessed assurance,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>Will cover my crime.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>Farther along, we'll know all about it,</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment</FONT></DIV></SPAN></DIV></BODY></HTML><br clear=all><hr>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : <a href='http://explorer.msn.com'>http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p>