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<DIV><FONT face="Verdana Ref" size=4><FONT size=3>Gender of non-living things:
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; for
example...<BR><BR>1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.<BR>2) Copiers -- They are Female,
because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an
effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak
havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.<BR>3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald
and it's often over-inflated.<BR>4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it
to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the
hot air part.<BR>5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and
retain water.<BR>6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit
on.<BR>7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.<BR>8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.<BR>9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.<BR>10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You
thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.</FONT><BR></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>