<HTML><BODY STYLE="font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>Dear Visionaries,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I'm sorry to report that George W. Bush has been caught in yet another lie, this time about his legendary drinking days. Back during the Vietnam era, young George was <STRONG>not</STRONG> the wild-eyed, drug-abusing party animal he has claimed to be; far from it. He was a two-beer wonder, a cheap date, a complete and utter lightweight. And here's the proof:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><A href="http://www.pleasurecaptains.com/low.html">http://www.pleasurecaptains.com/low.html</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>When you're done viewing the Pleasure Boat Captains' completely independent and not-Democrat- sponsored website, you might want to purchase a copy of their book, "Unfit for Cancun." If a man will lie about his Purple-Jesus-drinking, peeing-his-pants, waking-up-with-a-strange-tattoo, young-and-reckless vomiting days, he'll lie about anything. It's so sad.<BR><BR>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment<BR></DIV> <DIV>PS: The next time George is on "Hardball," I want Chris Matthews to ask him how you cure the spins. If George doesn't know that you do it by lying very still in the bed and keeping one foot on the floor, then that's it. His reformed booze-hound act is over.</DIV></BODY></HTML><br clear=all><hr>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : <a href='http://explorer.msn.com'>http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p>