<HTML><BODY STYLE="font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>Carl writes:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>The argument that southern slavery wasn't so bad reminds me of what some wags in Topeka, <BR>Kansas have recommended for that city's new slogan. "Topeka: It's not as bad as you think."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Don't you think, Brother Carl, that this suggests we need a new slogan for Moscow? How about one of the following:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Moscow: We're not just whistling Dixie.</DIV> <DIV>Moscow: Vandals, sandals, and scandals</DIV> <DIV>Moscow: Gateway to Gettysburg.</DIV> <DIV>Moscow: Doug who? No, honey, he lives in Moscow, Russia. Here, let me get you a map.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Moscow is what America wasn't,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment</DIV> <DIV> </DIV></BODY></HTML><br clear=all><hr>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : <a href='http://explorer.msn.com'>http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p>