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<DIV class=contenttitle>To All the Teachers out there,</DIV>
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<DIV class=contenttitle>See Below!</DIV>
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<DIV class=contenttitle>Dick Schmidt</DIV>
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<DIV class=contenttitle>You might be in Education if.. </DIV><BR><SPAN
class=contentcopy><BR>1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a
Valium salt lick. <BR><BR>2. You find humor in other people's stupidity.
<BR><BR>3. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the
report card. <BR><BR>4. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your
fingers at a child you do not know and correct their behavior. <BR><BR>5. When
you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group. <BR><BR>6. You
think people should be required to get a government permit to reproduce.
<BR><BR>7. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the
"lounge". <BR><BR>8. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac. <BR><BR>9. You
can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't
bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered. <BR><BR>10. You
think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form. <BR><BR>11. You want to
choke a person who says, "Oh, you must have such fun every day. This must be
like playtime for you." <BR><BR>12. Meeting a child's parents instantly answers
the question, "Why is this kid like this?" </SPAN><BR><BR></DIV></BODY></HTML>