<HTML><BODY STYLE="font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>Ted writes:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>>V2020 could use a ego weight loss program, with all the bloated egos blasting away, mine included. >But then if we were all polite and reasonable and humble, how boring would that be?<BR></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble</DIV> <DIV>When you're perfect in every way.</DIV> <DIV>I can't wait to look in the mirror,</DIV> <DIV>I get better looking each day.</DIV> <DIV>To know me is to love me,</DIV> <DIV>I must be a hell of a man.</DIV> <DIV>Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble,</DIV> <DIV>But I'm doing the best that I can.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Don't know who wrote it, but Mac Davis sang it. We've found in our family that nothing deflates the ego faster than a rousing chorus of this song, particularly when the kids join in. (It's a terrific little ditty when sung, off-key, by a four year-old.)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Egomaniacally yours, </DIV> <DIV>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment</DIV></BODY></HTML><br clear=all><hr>Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : <a href='http://explorer.msn.com'>http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p>