[Vision2020] Top 10 Dad Jokes

[Tom Hansen]

Courtesy of Gas Buddy at:

https://www.gasbuddy.com/go/top-10-dad-jokes-fathers-day

1. Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!

2. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.

3. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

4. What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!

5. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.

6. That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.

7. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!

8. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.

9. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.

10. What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

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Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .

"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
http://www.MoscowCares.net

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

“A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.”
- Roy E. Stolworthy
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