[Vision2020] Stefanik Solemnly Swears to Defend Trump from Constitution (SATIRE)
thansen at moscow.com
Fri May 14 15:33:36 PDT 2021
Courtesy of the New Yorker at:
Stefanik Solemnly Swears to Defend Trump from Constitution
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a solemn swearing in as the new House Republican Conference chair, Representative Elise Stefanik vowed to defend Donald J. Trump from the United States Constitution.
With House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy officiating, Stefanik raised her right hand and rested her left on a first edition of “The Art of the Deal.”
“I, Elise Stefanik, do solemnly swear to preserve, protect, and defend Donald J. Trump from the Constitution of the United States,” she recited.
Stefanik became emotional as she finished the oath, in which she promised to defend Trump “from all enemies, foreign and domestic—but especially from that jerk Liz Cheney.”
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