[Vision2020] New QAnon Theory Predicts Trump Will Return in April as Easter Bunny (SATIRE)

Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Sat Mar 6 10:18:24 PST 2021

Courtesy of the New Yorker at:


New QAnon Theory Predicts Trump Will Return in April as Easter Bunny

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Issuing a bold new prediction, QAnon followers declared that Donald J. Trump would return on April 4th as the Easter Bunny.

According to the theory, which has been spreading like wildfire on the Internet, on Easter Sunday, Trump will hop over the White House fence and begin hiding brightly colored eggs on the South Lawn.

At the Capitol, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene confirmed that Trump’s reappearance as the Easter Bunny was “a real thing.”

“Donald Trump is the Easter Bunny,” she said. “Joe Biden is not the Easter Bunny.”

When asked what would happen if Trump did not return on Easter as scheduled, Greene revealed that QAnon followers would shift their focus to Arbor Day, when many believe that Trump will return as a Norway spruce.


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