[Vision2020] Liberals Traumatized by Agreeing with Mitch McConnell (SATIRE)

[Tom Hansen]

Courtesy of the New Yorker at

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/liberals-traumatized-by-agreeing-with-mitch-mcconnell

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Liberals Traumatized by Agreeing with Mitch McConnell

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of liberals were traumatized on Tuesday when they found themselves in agreement with Mitch McConnell, liberals are reporting.

From Santa Monica, California, to the Upper West Side of Manhattan, liberals sought emergency counselling, complaining of a range of symptoms after realizing that they were on the same side as the senator from Kentucky.

Carol Foyler, a liberal from Austin, Texas, said that she experienced lightheadedness and nausea after liking a Facebook post that detailed McConnell’s remarks in the Senate. “The room started spinning,” she said.

Dr. Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota Medical School said that liberals who are traumatized by agreeing with McConnell should “not be concerned” and should recognize that it is a temporary condition.

“They’re not going to wake up tomorrow and start agreeing with Devin Nunes,” he said.

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Tom Hansen
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