[Vision2020] In Time-Saving Measure, Biden Signs Mile-Long Executive Order Reversing Everything Trump Did (SATIRE)
thansen at moscow.com
Fri Feb 12 09:15:50 PST 2021
Courtesy of the New Yorker at:
In Time-Saving Measure, Biden Signs Mile-Long Executive Order Reversing Everything Trump Did
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what aides are calling a time-saving measure, President Biden signed a mile-long executive order reversing everything Donald J. Trump did.
“I kept signing executive order after executive order, and after a certain point I just said, ‘Come on, man,’ ” the President said.
Approximately fifteen football fields in length, the executive order is believed to be the longest in the history of such documents.
After Biden signed the directive, it was rolled onto an industrial-size spool, loaded onto a flatbed truck, and deposited at the Smithsonian Institution, where it will go on permanent display.
Explaining how the language of the executive order was crafted, Biden’s chief of staff, Ron Klain, said, “We listed everything Trump did in alphabetical order and then added the word ‘not.’ ”
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