[Vision2020] Huge Coward Bans Courageous People from Military (SATIRE)

[Ron Force]

>From a commenter on Lawyers, Guns and Money Blog:

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   Thank God that these "people" can no longer steal the rightfully-earned
   places in the military that should go to the sons of congressmen and Wall
   Street execs, who willfully volunteer for a spot to risk life and limb
   protecting the country they love solely out of a desire to help, but were
   turned away for a less-qualified transgender.

Ron Force
Moscow Idaho USA


On Wed, Jan 23, 2019 at 2:07 PM Tom Hansen <thansen at moscow.com> wrote:

> Courtesy of the New Yorker at:
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> https://tinyurl.com/Trump-is-Afraid
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> Huge Coward Bans Courageous People from Military
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> WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—One of the nation’s most prominent
> cowards achieved his long-standing goal of banning courageous people from
> serving in the military, the coward confirmed on Tuesday.
>
> The coward, who avoided serving in the military no fewer than five times,
> told reporters that he had specifically targeted courageous people “because
> they make people like me look bad.”
>
> “I know what they’re up to—enlisting in the military so that people like
> me look like spineless losers,” the coward said. “Well, if they think
> they’re going to get away with bravely serving their country, they better
> think again.”
>
> The coward said that he was “surprised, frankly” at the howls of outrage
> his banning of valiant people from the military had sparked.
>
> “If someone had banned me from the military back in the sixties, I
> wouldn’t have had to get a phony note from a podiatrist,” he said.
>
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>
> Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .
>
> "Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)
> http://www.MoscowCares.com <http://www.moscowcares.com/>
>
> Tom Hansen
> Moscow, Idaho
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