[Vision2020] Elephants Unmoved by Trump’s Backtracking on Trophy Ban: “We Don’t Forget” (SATIRE)

Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Sat Nov 18 11:26:36 PST 2017


Courtesy of the New Yorker at:

http://tinyurl.com/Elephants-Unmoved-By-Trump

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Elephants Unmoved by Trump’s Backtracking on Trophy Ban: “We Don’t Forget”

HARARE, Zimbabwe (The Borowitz Report)—Unimpressed by President Donald Trump’s sudden backtracking on his proposed elephant-trophy ban, elephants from Zimbabwe and Zambia released a scathing official statement on Saturday, ominously warning Trump, “We don’t forget.”

The blistering statement from the elephants reflected the pachyderms’ contempt not just for Trump but for his two sons, Eric and Donald, Jr., who are widely despised by the elephant community.

“The decision to lift the trophy ban reeks of political expediency as it worst,” the elephants’ statement read.

The elephants also sent a strongly worded legal letter to the Republican National Committee, demanding that the G.O.P. immediately cease and desist using the elephants’ likenesses in Republican fund-raising appeals and all other materials.

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